Friends with someone since childhood

>friends with someone since childhood
>turns out friend identifies as girl
>find out you're in love
>parents find you making love on bed, freak out
>dad calls you a fag

I don't know what to do Any Forums, please give me some advice!!

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Tell your parents you like traps and don't give a fuck what they think. If you're really in love.

here's some advice: i advice for u to teach me not to hate myself

i dunno if that would work right now, my mother is in my parents bedroom crying over the phone and my dad is downstairs swearing and yelling

First of all, stop daydreaming

who says i'm daydreaming? this literally just happened

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

Maybe stop being a fuckin fag you fuckin faggot.

i'm not gay though. i have a GIRLfriend who identifies as a girl.

This pasta is stale.

Shut up retard. Your friend is mentally unstable. You should be careful of its retard strength. It will snap one day and bite your gay little cock off.

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Pretty much only one way out of this. Just make sure to live stream it or whatever.

No you retard you have a boyfriend who identifies as a girl. You fucking retard. You are a gay faggot.

Fucking his friend in front of his parents to assert dominance?
Yes I agree, set up the stream now

no, learn how genenetics work you absolute retard, sex and gender are not the same.

YOU'RE the homo

who cares if u like her then it shouldn't matter what ur dad calls u. tell ur dad to fuck off or sum idk

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Guess you just gotta ride it out... I mean, if you are attracted to trans women, I guess that technically makes you straight, but if you are also attracted to femboys, that makes you bi. The worst thing to do is hide yourself, so this may seem like it is a curse, but its secretly a blessing. If this goes farther, its already known that you are dating a trans woman, instead of the pain of worrying that your parents are going to find out. So of course it will suck now, but it'll get better. Good luck user!

damn nigga you need to chill out, he's just asking us for some help

thank you

>>dad calls you a fag

hahahah fag

Yeah it's genetically a dude you fucking retard. It's a dude pretending to be a chick it's fucking science you dumbass. You're fucking who wants to think he is a chick. You dumb faggot.

>I care very deeply about faceless strangers online accepting that they are gay
Take a minute to examine yourself

We had this very same thread the other day

Shut up nigger.