Rub magic paper on your ass

>rub magic paper on your ass
>shit just goes away
Yeah fucking right.

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Yeah, fucking right

valid point made

Sonny, listen here, back in my day we used a corncob.

You young rascals should be so lucky.

Corncobs? Fuck, back in my day we had to use whatever foliage was available. You should be so lucky

Foliage?
In my day we had to catch our own weasels and defang and declaw them for a safe wipe.

This is why I wash my ass with water after every shit. Fucking Arabs doing it right for once

What sort of peasant uses handfuls of paper to smear their excrement instead of just using a bidet?

Damn rapscallions.
We used to just throw our shit out of the window.
...until the plague.

We can't all be so fancy Claude.

Bidets were invented by french people though and they're notorious for being snobby assholes, what if it were the bidets doing that to them?
They might be arrogant assholes because their asses are too clean.

once wiped my ass with cabbage leaves
worked pretty well

...'their shit don't stink'...

Heh, heh
Kill me know.

now*

That will happen at this hour, responding to a shit post.

>not allowing it to just dry out so you can just peel off the crust in one piece

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Smh you motherfuckers must have some terrible diets if you smear your shit when you wipe

Also shave your assholes like real men do

Yeah you're getting me, thanks for appreciating my shit post.

What sort of peasant doesn't let their pet lick it clean?

Bidets are literally necessary. NA is behind on this one.

for a second i thought you misspelled biden. What the fuck is a bidet

>shave
Shaving is for homosexual faggots who are into gay sexual stuff with other male men, usually also homos.

Is that what is in the three seashells, some sort of poop eating clam type pet that are glorified tongues that lick you clean?

>Ameritard detected
Google it you fucking retard. Then kys.

Water fountain for assholes...

Do americans also not have it? Idk im australian. Also i didnt want to google it because that doesnt annoy anyone

Lol whatever you say you hairy disgusting serf

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Ok guy who purposely makes himself more appealing to the globohomo for no other reason than to be attractive to the globohomos.

You didn't mind the taste?