Tell the story of how you met your current so/wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/etc.(or last signification relationship if currently single) AND details from your first or favorite time having sex together!
>Truth please and thank you. Larping will make your dick fall off... unless used only for artistic liberties to tell your story inspired by true events in your life.
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Tell the story of how you met your current so/wife/husband/girlfriend/boyfriend/etc...
Lincoln Sullivan
Samuel Gutierrez
>I'll start in ((cont0)) below.
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Starting slow. May not finish if thread dies between replies.
Met in February 2020 during a Superbowl party. My best friend dragged me along. I only went because it was at her older brothers house who I had been in love with and crushing on since we were kids. He was married and he hadn't let me suck his cock since years before he even met his wife.
Christopher Rogers
>bring friends to bar. My gf also brings friends to bar
>i hang out with mine, she hangs out with hers
>girl comes up to me, cute, red headed
>her friend goes "Hey, she just got out of a shitty relationship, you should date her
>I think she's cute, my friends and I laugh, she gives me her number and we walk away.
>I get black out, don't remember much of the night
>wake up next morning with gf (ex)
>look at phone, was texting redhead
>Dump current gf
Short version of how I got my wife
Bentley Jenkins
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I should give the spark notes. I'm killing time and staying horny until we fuck again or I masturbate in the bathtub and probably fall asleep.
Ian Howard
busty redhead? perky redhead? booting popping out? Bar so >21 I'm thinking?
Elijah Diaz
>junior year in college
>class in huge lecture hall
>sat in very back row
>notice cute fuckmeat
>kept sitting in back row every class
>fuckmeat babyface also in back
>start coming to class later
>scope out her location on back row
>always sit kind of close
>erection rejection, not yet
Thomas Allen
>ask random question about assignment
>she finally talks to me for first time
>straight to my apartment after class
>jerk myself off imagining her mouth
Easton Sanders
>Give up week on Thursday, start drinking
>Friday drunk all night
>Saturday early afternoon girl I want to date (tho her big bro doesn't want me to) picks me up with him and we go to a huge house party.
>I am already drunk. Talk to everybody
>Around 2am someone sets up 2 ladders so we can swim in neighbor's pool.
>I'm skinny dipping with a nerdy older chick
>she has to bail, (claims later she was drugged that night, but bitch you were swimming in a cold pool while drunk at 2am, of course you are going to pass out on the 2 hour drive home.)
>So I stumble into a girl in teh kitchen, tell her she's pretty.
>Trade numbers, I don't remember.
>Also tell her I remember her from a big campout with friends we were both at where friends all went to a shooting range and she was in schoolgirl skirt shooting an uzi.
>get home somehow, week goes by, back to smoking weed. Drinking makes things blur.
>Girl calls me. Email a few times.
>Go down on the greyhound to her city. I swear just as a sort of hangout for the weekend date, no sex
>Girl is student, a year away from advanced degree. She likes me, and chicks man, they want to get laid.
>She made the first move after dinner and hitting it off
>Redhead too, I literally gasp in surprise at her bright red pubes.
>She has one big curl right at the top, so soft.
>Good fucking, I'm hung a bit to big for her (back then.)
>Next weekend my place, nice dinner out, come home my drink roommates have fucked on the toilet and broke it, flooding hallway, I have to deal with it
but after
>she doesn't mind me getting stoned and horny and using her mindlessly
>Plus she'd never been tied up.
>She drive up to see me for weekends for months.
>Once she left and came knocking on my door 20 min later coz she'd shit her pants in the car
>We'd spent the weekend fucking, these things happen. (maybe anal too that weekend, can't recall. )
>I just get her in the shower and lend her some sweats.
>Eventually move in to her place, married
Camden Hill
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No luck, as expected, getting some one on one conversation time with friends older brother. We exchanged pleasantries. I hung around the kitchen area where he was most of the time. I did a few not very subtle wide open mouth yawning with my hand covering it and also looking like it could be stroking a dick a couple times.
Adam Foster
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He saw me do it both times. I got no hint if he noticed the hidden meaning. He probably wasn't paying that much attention and saw me yawn like anyone else would have.
My stomach was in knots. I hadn't had sex in months. All I was looking forward to at that point was getting back to my apartment to try and masturbate.
Lucas Allen
I honestly was too drunk to tell that night. All I knew was she was cute. Pic is her
Zachary Evans
>maybe anal too that weekend, can't recall.
Can't remember the first time you fucked your now wife up her asshole?
Ethan Williams
if pic is her you scored. she looks to be a fun little thing.
Charles Ramirez
Goodbye thread. I'm plugging myself and getting in a nice warm bath.
Nathan Howard
Met my wife on a Party 13 Years ago, she was totaly drunk, fucked her ohne Hour later in her bed in all her holes and made her pregnant. True Story.
James Green
Went with my parents to a wedding when I was 16, sat at table with parents friends who also brought there daughter.
She was quiet and a bit antisocial back then. So my mom offered me 20$ to talk with her, that was 18 years ago now. Married her and had twin sons.
Easton Sullivan
>Met my wife on a Party 13 Years ago, she was totaly drunk, fucked her ohne Hour later in her bed in all her holes and made her pregnant. True Story.
Thats very romantic
Adam Green
>go to friend's house to hangout
>four people there including myself, friend, and two girls we're mutual friends with since 6th grade
>was a rough week at work so I'm just there to chill and maybe drink a little
>friend is crushing on the more timid girl, the more extroverted one has off and on expressed interest in me
>nothing beyond fwb, we were both clear on that
>night drags on, lots of flirting because she's tipsy and I'm a little buzzed after several drinks
>friend and timid girl just sitting there, the latter nursing and beer and former being more idle despite his obvious desire to make a move
>meanwhile fwb and myself are getting more hot and heavy on friend's bed, they're sitting on his couch
>have a quick session but don't get to cum before she hits a big one
>still horny and in that kind of haze
>motion timid girl over, she hesitates at first but eventually makes her way to me
>pull her down into my lap and start rubbing and sweet talking her
>she says very little but see her smile for the first time that night
>can't help myself and just go for it
>fwb gives friend a bj and offers to ride him but they stop halfway through
>didn't realize it was timid girl's first time otherwise I'd have made it more private
>told me after it was fine, she was just embarrassed but it was cool
>start hanging out more after that
>have undefined relationship for a time
>eventually comes down to me having to choose timid girl or fwb
>hook up with fwb one more time before commiting to timid girl
>still friends just without the benefits
>been together for nearly a year now
>not sure where it's going but it's great so far
Lucas Mitchell
>Had mutual friends with GF for years, but never really met her
>Go to pride parade with mutual friends and GF
>Begin talking to her
>We end up talking all day
>Keep talking after that
>We get together a month later
We've been together almost 4 years
Don't remember the first time we fucked, I was blackout drunk but my fave was
>December 1st, finally get to cum after NNN
>She had been edging me for an hour or more every day
>Ballbusting too, getting diamonds just thinking about it
>She hadn't let me fuck her all month
>Starts as usual, oiling my cock and balls up, slow handjob, ball slapping
>Already getting dangerously close
>Suddenly stops, straddles me and slowly slides her pussy over my cockhead
>I just barely get in before she lifts her pussy off me
>Keeps doing this, getting deeper each time
>Excruciatingly slow, but I can last with this tempo
>Finally balls deep
>She sits on me and begin flexing her pussy
>I reach the edge, tell her
>She quickly pulls all the way out
>Just that is enough to tip me over
>Ruined orgasm, shoot absolutely insane ropes of cum
>Never cum this much
>Almost a concerning amount
>Her ass and my stomach are drenched
>Cock still hard, twitching, dripping
>She sits back up, straddles my cock and rides me to a second orgasm
>Deep inside this time, no ruin
>Balls hurt at this point
>Pull out, second load huge too
>Makes me eat it out of her and lick her to orgasm
Getting a dom GF is the best thing that ever happened to me.
>Picrel
Her ass
Carter Gray
I was working in a gym and she was a member. The first time we had sex wasn't anything special as the condoms I bought were too small so I could stay hard with it on, the best time was a few days later when we fucked for 4hrs and I came 7 times and the next night I came 5 times, we fucked like crazy for the first 3 weeks till she got her next period and by the end of those 3 weeks my pelvic muscles were so sore I was glad she got her period so we could take a break.
Jose Miller
I went to high school with "Tanner"