Can I get some male attention please??
I'm really drunk and I really need a man.
Can we shower together?
Can I sleep in your bed? Can we cuddle? Can I fall asleep in your arms?
Can I get some male attention please??
I'm really drunk and I really need a man.
Can we shower together?
Can I sleep in your bed? Can we cuddle? Can I fall asleep in your arms?
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no
Do you need headpats? Or perhaps, some ice cream
If youre a boy, then yes. If youre a female, no thanks.
no
I want to be good for you user and fulfill your needs. :)
Headpats are always good. I'm a little dizzy though...
Girl or guy?
Only If you promise to have 12 children, make fucking BANK with your job, so I can stay at home and radicalize our kids to overthrow the government.
Id need to know what you look like first user.
Sleep well user
Absolutely NOT! I am not a faggot.
>only call when ur drunk
no thanks hoe. ur nothing but trouble
>ask this 5-7 days a week
double no thanks. need me no alcoholic
a gay faggot
morbid obese
That's a lot to commit to sweetie
You can dress me up however you want.
>ur nothing but trouble
and you secretly love me for it.
and no I am not the things you say I am except maybe I like to drink...
...when I'm with a special man who I can make happy ;)
no bitch. stop skippin your AA meetings
Alright. I'll bite. How much of my attention do you want?
vagina or feminine penis?
I AM OUT OF CONTROL AND ONLY A STRONG MAN CAN TAME ME
Aren't you the big authoritative man here? If you don't grab my tiny wrists I'm going to keep misbehaving. I've been very bad.
I wonder if there's a man on this earth who can control me.
As much as you have to give. I want to feel all your emotions inflicted on me. Lust, anger, love, nurturing, sadism, domineering, protecting, cherishing. I want to be the center of your world and make all your dreams come true user.
>losing control again
time to call the cops
And if I were to feed you a cupcake, cuddle you on the couch while you watched your favourite movie, then pinned you down and dumped a week's worth of cum into whatever orifice was available? Would that be a good start?
You're my honeybunch, sugarplum, pumpy-umpy-umpkin. You're my sweetie pie. You're my cuppycake gumdrop snoggum-b-spoogums. You're the apple of my eye.