Ask an actual vampire who has lived for centuries anything

Ask an actual vampire who has lived for centuries anything

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What is your favourite SSRI?

>centuries
Why would you admit to being so young and weak?

Wanna kill a schizophrenic for me?

Citalopram

Do you know them?

What's up dude. Where are you at?

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I've grown a distaste for killing

Post address I'll come over

You only drink semen, right?

Are you left or right wing?

Terrible taste. You're no vampire.

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I've known many people. They all die.

I'm sure you'll come faggot

bet, wanna torture them. They're the the kind that think they're hot shit.

Based. Awesome album.

Who was the original vampire and how did it happen?

I drink blood when the cursed hunger overtakes me but I wish I wouldn't

I can smell your faggotry

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After centuries of photography viewing .. this is the picture u choose for your ama

What are your thoughts on Semtex?

when were you born, and when were you turned?

Every play Vampire the Masquerade (the table top game)? If so what's you're favorite clan?

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Youngest fuck before the AoC was raised to 18?

Centuries of watching mortal greed and cowardice ravage entire populations gas led me to become an anarcho communist. I see nothing worth saving in humanities current institutions.

2019, and xir was turned last year by fucking a dog

Did you make yourself a loli girlfriend, like in Interview with the Vampire?

>anarcho communist.
Brb fetching a stake

Nah op is a fat ugly woman

Faggot genre tourist album

I was born in 1296. When I was turned I was a crusader at the fall of ruad. I was a wretched creature. Living in filth and devouring all who came by. It wasn't until the middle ages I rose to nobility.

Do you live underground or like, are the windows just blacked out or something. Also can you give us a vague geographic reference? Could be something as general as "Northeast North America" or "Western Europe."

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What version of vtm is the best. Table top