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I was in that thread!
(I was the "enzymatic reactions" poster.)

I laughed because doing a bunch of reading & there being no punchline is funny.

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Look at him go!

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One time, I was with my friend group and this one guy, he said something to me (I forget what it's not important to the story) and when he spoke to me his breath was bad, really bad, like really really bad! It was like garlic fish bacon fermented cheese and dog poop it was really bad, let me tell you!
But, anyway, he was talking to me with his stinky bad breath and it was just kicking I mean like it was BUGGIN! So I stopped him in mid sentence and I was like, "Hold up. Drew, do you have any gum?"
(His name is Drew, by the way.)
So anyway, he just stopped and I could tell he was confused at first, but then he just slowly reached into his hoodie pocket and pulled out a piece of bubblegum.
"No no," I said, feeling my plan swiftly unraveling. "I need something minty or cinnamon-flavored."
He looked at me awkwardly for several seconds before slowly putting away the bubblegum and then withdrawing a battered piece of Winterfresh gum.
As he slowly extended his hand toward me, the piece of gum between thumb and forefinger, I held up my hand to stop him.
"I meant for you!"
(Because of his breath! XD)

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Tl;dr

Hey that's not gay it's basically just masturbation using your own mouth!

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I like to edge for a good 15 minutes or so first, then catch it in a shot glass. Sometimes I chase it with Pepsi but alot of the time I just toss it back raw.
Any other autocumeaters here?

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Haha what a story Mark!

He's faster than you.

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Hi George. Don't you have better things to do than spam your shit here?