I swapped girlfriends with a friend of mine for a night. He and I had been joking about it for a while, and we'd talk about what our girls were into or what they'd let us do, and we both felt like we'd get something unique out of swapping. One day it stopped being a joke, and both girls were into it too.
Biggest secrets yet
My job sends me to Mexico. My hobby while I'm there is picking up little brown girls on the beach and bringing them back to my room to fuck them
Well since you already feel shame and guilt, how's about posting your tits?
ive posted my tits before and i regretted it. im not doing it again
I was in the other thread talking about how I got kicked out of the Mormon church because I got caught screwing some native girls while on mission
Based user. Fuck the Mormon church.
>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock
ansjovis
you're a really wild and crazy dude, aren'tcha?
I mean yes, but also I was a real shit disturber and was only sent on that trip because I had previously been in trouble
I fuck petite thai hookers behind my wife's back