How'd you like to marry Malon? Huh?
How'd you like to marry Malon? Huh?
Colton Nguyen
Ryder Flores
>no armpit hair
no dice
Kayden Allen
when i had a "going into games" machine - this woulve been early 2006- i used to go into majoras mask A LOTand one of my fav things to do was fondle romani at the ranch. one of the great things about fondling video games characters is they don't fight back or struggle because they don't recognise u as a player character..it's like you dont exist. but let me tell you, she smelled like SHIT. in fact everybody in that game did..I got used to it after a while but that first moment when i smelt romani up close..i was almost sick. she looks clean & nice when you see her on television but when ur there stood next to her its a different story. The machine was stolen in the end and im kinda glad. it had started to take over my life
Hunter Scott
>shaved pits
Gay. A rancher girl like her would be hairy
Christopher Gutierrez
Malon has not appeared in a Zelda game since 2004.
Owen Garcia
>denim strap rubbing against your nipple after hours of movement and friction
Her nips would be bloody raw
Lucas Collins
She has brass pasties on her nips. That' canon
Cameron Bennett
I'm genuinely convinced smellfags either never had sex or are genuinely the most mentally disturbed human beings on this planet it they can somehow get off to this kinda shit.
Nothing kills a boner faster than sweaty pits or unwashed cooch.
Jeremiah Bailey
With her being massively inflated
Liam Price
She spends lots of times in the stables
Blake Wilson
no she fucking stinks
Aaron Turner
Carter Rivera
I’d drink her milk
Henry Long
Western fanart is such trash.
Mason Moore
Cremia is better
Nolan Flores
why do redditfag normalniggers like you always feel the need to chime in garbage like this about every unconventional fetish?
>erm... actually girls in wheelchairs stink because they poo their pants, I would know as I've dated many disabled girls hur hur
>erm actually you guys are stupid for wanting a yandere gf hur hur because I have been stalked by many cute girls and it is actually unfun. I am not a virgin!!!
I'm genuinely convinced you're a retard. No one asked you a goddamn thing
Chase Sanders
Based
Benjamin Torres
Maybe for you. I get off smelling my wife's sweat. Don't even know why really. She's pretty much the same way. After I get done forging outside she practically dry humps me. Again don't really know why. Pheromones?
Jason Hill
Fukken classic
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Nicholas Morales
Wouldn't her nipples chafe something serious?
Jason Moore
>don't have a yellow fever
>fucking love it when jap girls have hairy pits and big pubes but not when a white girl has them
Wtf Any Forumsros?
Anthony Moore
depends on the girl
Luke Wood
I’m fine with some pubes but hairy pits are too much for me.
Brayden Gonzalez
maybe it just goes better with darker skin
Gabriel Powell
Maybe it's the black pubes?
I really just don't like how blonde pubes/armpit hair looks
But then again I haven't really seen what black pubes/armpit hair looks like on white women
Ayden Reyes
fucking hot
Leo Davis
MY DICK AAAAHHH
Caleb Scott
It's nature's way of telling you will have healthy babies, because your immune systems are different and therefore the baby will get immuno-maxxed.
Andrew Morales
that's because you're a bitch, look up which receptors are closet to the brain sometime.
Oliver Turner
why the fuck is her pit hair black?
Cooper Hill
Because pheromones. The more attracted you are to a different person's smell the less likely it is that you two are related.
Alexander Collins
>malon thread immediately derails to be about smells and armpit hair
Colton Perez
mods are telling us to post lewds i guess
Cooper Scott
>moved to Any Forums
Christopher Lopez
Pubes don't smell bad, they just get in the way when you're trying to shove your face down there. I'll give you that armpit hair is disgusting though.