I'm putting together a team to save the world

I'm putting together a team to save the world.

I need 9 guys, payment will be $100k each. Paid once we take out Putin.

The plan is to infiltrate Russia through Finland. We will make our way to Moscow from there.

I would prefer applicants have a beard to make it easier to blend in.

No trannys or black people please.

Let me know if you are interested and post your qualifications.

Please note, you will have to be available to get to the North New Jersey area next week for the planning meeting.

It's will be at a TGIFs, i reserved a section and told them it was for a fantasy football draft as to not raise suspicion.

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putins head is worth way more than 900k

I'm in but can we make it in Manhattan pls

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That's all i can guarantee right now. I suspect once the mission is accomplished there will be book deals and tv appearances.

Haha..

Good one, but we dont need comedians on this mission. Sorry, this is serious shit

I kinda wish this motherfucker was actually serious. It would be even more funny that that Christian fella who went to that island in India where the tribe is known to kill all outsiders.

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I said no trannys, sorry bro

Snippers to the front of the line

We will need cover

>100k to kill objectively one of the most powerful men on planet earth
So you're paying me to kill myself?

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as soon as you land in finland youll wish you never left america, fat ass burger eating american swine lol

I like your attitude. Fiesty.

Want to join us?

I will pay you in US dollars.

I'm in!

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>as soon as you land in finland youll wish you never left ameri-ACK!

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Finally, someone will balls.

Can you speak Russian?

i dont need stupid money, i do it for free

Badass

Ok, your will get paid in pussy when we get back to the states.

I only learned RU words from listening to dash cam videos. I can say "bitch", "no", "yes" and "give me cigarette". Is that enough?

We have three.

Me
PutinTang
Freeguy

Short answer, yes

Long answer, yes

I've always wanted to die violently... I'm in. The only payment I need is the blood of humans and a supply of grenades, a bowie knife. and an AR-15

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Bros..

Next Wednesday at 7pm

TGIF
495 Prospect Ave
West Orange, NJ 07052

I will get there early. Tell hostess you are there for the Puntin Fantasy Football league