Whats actually the easiest and most painless way to kys?

whats actually the easiest and most painless way to kys?

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stop drinking water

Why go quietly? If you really want to off yourself just go join either side of the Uke/Rus fight and see how high your body count can get before they bag you.

What this user said. Go out in a blaze of glory and get that body count in the double digits.

Burn charcoal in sealed bathroom/closet

inert gas

Not bad actually.

Worst case scenario, you get what you want, and for a good cause.

Best case scenario, you no longer want to kys.

Rumor has it if you go to Ukraine, Russia will do it for free.

Heroin overdose

sasha grey strangling you with her thighs

You mean sasha grey giving you her AIDS and you dying of AIDS.

chocking on your own vomit because you did some drugs and couldn't wake up properly isn't very plesant.

An exit bag works well, I've killed myself a few times with it. But also jumping from a great height works too but is scary, just try to enjoy the fall

just inject yourself with pure air. You'll die immediately and the clear DMT rush would be far superior to falling into a black H hole and waking up having shit and piss your
pants.

you're gonna be too unconscious to know whats going on, what do you mean

My wife has a ridiculously fat ass that’s still perky and bubbly. If I were to ever kill myself i would have her sit on my face until I suffocated. I think about killing myself everyday.

I'd let Sasha Grey give me anything she wanted.

Die of old age

What about a box of chocolates and a handshake. but nothing more?

No, because there's a part of your brain that essentially wakes up before you die because of the DMT rush. So your last moments would be. SHIT, I'M CHOKING ON MY VOMIT AND I CANT MOOOOOOOVE!!

Helium.
You basically suffocate to death, but your body/brain has no idea so you feel perfectly fine. You just get tired and "fall asleep"(die)
Just make sure you get the 100% helium, because a lot of tanks will have like 5% oxygen, which basically will keep you alive enough for you to do permanent brain damage.

Probably a long drop like over 20 stories

Yes the fall will be terrifying but you’ll die instantly

Otherwise if you do the right drugs you can knock yourself out before death so you wouldn’t even be aware what was happening

You could also run into something at like 100 miles an hour.

heroin

I'd happily accept it. She has such a cute face. God damn she's sexy af

The real answer. By not doing it at all. "retire from 30". Work, walk to the mall, buy donuts and redbull, walk home, jerk off, go to sleep, wake up, work, walk to the mall, buy donuts and redbull, walk home.....

try something different a couple of times and see if it works

do, at least once in your life, a couple of good sit ups and planks for 4 weeks straight. as many as possible

feeling those abs already? that means potency for wet pussy. if you dont want to stay alive for wet pussy I don't know hot to help you anymore

can't get a girl?

try prostitutes. getting a prostitute kinda wet also feels so good, you don't want to end your life anymore

first you need those abs user. 5 sets of 40, 40, 30, 30, 20 seconds, than airboxing. 3 sets of 50 (as hard as you can).

do that work out, you will feel strength in your arms for the first time in your life.

now find a women or prostitute. you will be surprised how wet they will be by the strength you built up during that 4 weeks of training.

now from this point you can life another 40, 50 years. easy.

I know, me too. She's so great. I really enjoy watching her take dick. When I'm fed up of every type of porn I always come back to her.

I heard the 5% mix gives you a really bad headache.

> first you need those abs user. 5 sets of 40, 40, 30, 30, 20 seconds, than airboxing. 3 sets of 50 (as hard as you can).
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