What would you actually do if a demon attacked you?

Call out to Jesus Christ. Only thing that works.

i had a demonic presence show up while i was sleeping... I woke up feeling like my dead brother was somehow in my apartment or room, and I kept calling his name.. then the vibe switched dramatically (going from brother vibe to demon vibe) and I started screaming. I've never had a feeling like that before or since

Just keep doing a variety of drugs, smoke weed every day, you'll get there eventually. Something neurological will just sort of 'break'. It's not fun.

It happens once every few weeks OP, and I just lie there, motionless in bed and take it.

Rape it

/x/ is the most pathetic and shit board out of every board this site has to offer.
If a demon did attack me I would let that fucker possess me, then fight to retain my free will. While its stuck inside me, I would post on /x/ about being a demon host. Then after /x/ fills the thread with fake stories, LARP, falsehoods and generally calling me a liar, I would relenquish control to the demon. Laughing as he struggles to prove he is real and /x/ are a bunch of LARPing faggots only to be bombarded by tulpa obsessed virgins telling him to quit lying.

I've been attacked by demons several times and have even seen a demonic entity.
There is very little you can do aside from asking God for protection and reciting the Lord's Prayer.
Demons normally attack believers.
Nonbelievers have little to worry about because they are already owned.
That's why nonbelievers don't believe in demons because they seldom have any experiences involving demons or pure evil entities.

prayer, cross, sage, salt
with a dash of holy water on another day
once you boil down any real possibility in the concept of demons beyond edgy teens that watch anime and think it's real witchcraft, that's the only answer
probably a few other odds an ends but several belief systems say this
not that anyone believes Any Forumsullshit but I can vouch for prayer legitimately making weird shit stop immediately. can't speak for the rest but I haven't had any noticable problems since always having the other things around

Sounds like fun.
Normal is boring. I want the walls to talk to me.

die, probably.

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kek

i just tend to punch things when im freaked out idk

god i wanna fuck her so bad. More plz OP

That all depends on if the demon straight up kills and eats me or enters me to fuck with my mind and soul and leave me broken on the floor

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Rape it.

Is that from PT?

No you don't want the walls to talk to you. Demons appear on walls and they will talk to you. You won't be able to move no matter how much you try. It is truly one of the most terrifying and life changing experiences you will ever have.
Don't fuck around and find out.

wave my magic wand over my dick and balls to spin like a helicopter. i's out that bitch

Lisa is a *revenant*, not a demon; noob.

So do I just do drugs or is some kind of ritual?
Im serious. I dont care user i hope the demons give me gay sex.

usually I will metamorph into a big crocodillus and they back off

I used /x/ exactly one time
>be me
>have weird dream full of religious symbology from things I don't believe in
>tell /x/
>half of the people say my incredibly specific dream apparently happens to everyone and is basically a copypasta of an older post
>the other half took it upon themselves to take over the thread behind the label of anonymous
>the second half literally shit out a fake conversation in like 20 seconds, full paragraphs pretending to be me, the op.
>they make it look like I said some dumb floppy shit trying to defend my post in all the wrong ways
>instant responses to the fake posts that have just absolutely perfect comebacks that sound like they came from some twitter dweeb
never again will I go to that fucking glownigger cesspool. that was some real basic shit and they took the show away with nonsense. If there's any truth in the world, you surely can't find it here. Made me distrust the whole website, and I'm pretty sure that's why I abandoned site for a while the last time. I don't use Any Forums or any of the "important" boards, but they're probably eating up shitloads of those same games every damn day.
At least reddit has a pile of stats that help you call the bluff on glowfag trash

skittilating with the drip homesie spiked yo shit lol

revants are some hos been all hookery. i's be fancy and shiiet

No you don't need to do drugs. Yes there are rituals to summon demonic entities. If you are open to sex with demonic or evil entities then sleep naked with nothing over you more than a thin sheet.
Be prepared because most demons want to turn you into a servant and will pleasure your anus. A demon wants to violate you and make you turn against the natural order by making you a submissive homosexual.
You're playing with fire.

More details, where am I? Who is with me? What do I have on me? What time is it? Summer? Winter? What kind of demon? Do I know what type it is? How does it appear?

I'm into this OP, don't be a faggot. Anything to escape the constant trannie porn and Any Forums bullshit.

I'll help your fap needs user!
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>I've consumed worse.
Like what?

Satan answers your call.
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>>I can't divide by three

if its all in yo head shine lasers thru yo eyes sheeit