>be me on Friaday evening >meet up with female friend to drink and catch up on things >we spontaneously meet her other female friends >random girl is interested in me >conversation leads to me being gay >??? >end up taking random ass girl home with me and cuddle with her the whole night >tfw she said every other drunk guy would've wanted to have sex with her cus she took off her bra >tfw she texted me saying that she enjoyed it a lot and that she'll come over to my house whenever I want to cuddle >tfw I got a cuddlebuddy >tfw the cuddlebuddy doesn't have a dick >tfw it's okay because I can make straight incels jealous of the fact that I can get booba whenever I want
First reply, I just broke this thread's hymen. Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this thread the way I did and this thread will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
It's over, you might as well just go post on Reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a thread that I pump and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks
For those of lesser intelligence, this is a phenomenon created by wanting something you cannot have. This chick likes OP because she cannot have him, due to him being gay. It's forbidden fruit, and women love that shit.
Luis Phillips
Probably true. Guys if you want girls attention just say that you're gay and later be like "ahah maybe I'm bi"
Adam Ramirez
This, I had female friends say that they specifically wanted fo fuck a gay dude one day because it meant they could "unturn" him I made a "lesbian" cum with my peepee so I get the appeal
David Lewis
Do you think straight woman watch gay porn for the same or similar reasons as to why straight men watch lesbian porn?
Brandon Bailey
Might be, yeah. It's 2x what they like, why wouldn't they want to watch that eventually?
Lucas Turner
Can somewhat confirm, I got sick of people asking about my "love life" at work so just started flatly saying I was retired from dating and refused to elaborate. Once this started filtering around the office half the women in the office, many of which I'd never spoken to, started talking to me all the time and flirting and stuff. > tfw the gods were cruel when they saw fit to test my vow
>Do you think straight woman watch gay porn for the same or similar reasons as to why straight men watch lesbian porn? Yeah, some do. There’s also all those straight Japanese women buying shota manga and anime.
Daniel Perez
Nigger it's the oldest knowledge about females there is. Married men are more easily approached by them because 1) they want the forbidden fruit to prove to themselves they're above competition and 2) they aren't chasing so they can be on charge of the flirting game and 3) they're "harmless" as in they won't act needy or thirsty like a single guy (harmlessness also apply to gay guys so that's why they're more open to them too)
Adrian Cooper
Yeah, being the “married guy” I’m had women ask for my opinion on what their fake boobs feel like, and all sorts of shit. “Oh he’s married, he’s harmless.”
When I was working in Hong Kong, I had a Filipina who’d come over to cuddle every weekend. She was really happy that I was fine with just cuddling and didn’t pressure her for sex. After a couple of months, she decided she wanted to fuck as well. That way, she felt like she was the one who upped it to sex, not me.
