You see this in the distance

>you see this in the distance
>you have 15 seconds to react
wat do?

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sit down and accept my fate

Your mom

Pull down my pants and spread my ass cheeks

Scream really loud at a child.

If I see this, I do nothing, because that indicates that I'm pretty far from explosion. I just grab my gas masks and put new filters on to ensure that I won't breathe radioactive fallout.

Make my peace with the FSM and prepare for the sweet embrace of his noodley appendage.

Presumably start screaming "MY EYES!" and clutching them in pain as I go blind.

sing the big bang theory theme song really fast while jacking it

The mushroom clouds rises! Watch it rise! RISE! Into the ass of men!

run up to the closest female and grab boob ;)
can't die without feeling one

What if there are none nearby? I guess you'll just have to grab your own, whyt boi.

How far in the distance faggot, that’s an important factor

i'm a very fast runner. it's true. plus i live in a busy neighborhood so chances are very big

faggot, you have severe autism so it doesn't matter, faggot

>Radioactive isotopes are airborne

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fap

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dress like a frog and run towards the light

Hold my thumb up at arms length to the cloud, if the cloud is bigger I am in the radiation zone and need to evacuate. These things aren't the apocalypse unless they arrive by the hundred. People need to educate themselves.

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we have a absolute legend here guys

React within that 15 seconds.

but what would your reaction be exactly?

Probably just turn over and go back to sleep in my comfy bed.

Nothing would change for me. I would continue to fight nazis and racists.
The nuke is a symptom of a problem rooted in white supremacy. Removing the latter will remove the former.
#BLM #LGBTQIA++ #PRIDE