Is this slit worth $250/hr?

ima 25 yr old virgin. how do i not become awkward at that moment do i just hand her the money and she bends over and i do my thing? Im too awkward around women.

I've never been to Venezuela and I don't ever want to. No need to go there when you can go to Colombia and have a smorgasbord of Whores.

ok Colombia then, gimme the secret sauce

tell her "Hi", after you give her the money, then you are going to take your shower, and finally you can fuck her. Simple as.

How the process works depends on where you are. I have zero experience mongering in the USA. In Thailand and you pay the barfine before you leave and then pay the agreed price to the girl later. Pick up a freelance girl and you always negotiate the price and inclusions upfront and pay her after the deed. Go to a brothel in Australia and New Zealand and you pay the receptionist either with card or cash before the girl takes you to the room. Once you're in the room with the girl the sex begins, if you're a newbie she will usually tell you to get undressed or take a shower etc.

>Is this slit worth $250/hr?
No?

Price is going down too, now that Europe is shipping off its sons to die in trenchers again (their future affluent clientele is gone)

Whores better get used to the idea of 2" yellow wieners. that treat them(and everyone not upper class Wuhan-ant) like shit

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thx I'm going to go to Figueroa ST. I'm just frustrated that I never get out of the talking stage with girls or 2 dates and boom im ghosted.

if I get a second date I think I did something right the first but IDK how I'm still a virgin so I want to know what pussy feels like before I die or get too old.

Yes, bonk the hooker on the head caveman style. A three stooges sound effect should occur, she will then spin around in a cartoonish manner while simultaneously removing ber clothes, then you fuck.

Go to Cartagena if you're a neqbie this is the best place for you. It is hookers galore in Medellin at the moment but I would not recommend that city if you don't speak some Spanish and have never been to Latin America before. Go to plaza de los coches at around 8 or 9pm near the clock tower. There will be girls everywhere, they will make eye contact with you, whistle at you, smile at you and sometimes directly approach you. There may be cops around but don't worry as prostitution is legal there. Plenty of Venezuelan girls there too if you like them as well as local Colombians. Pirces qill be 150,000 pesos ($40US) to 300,000 pesos ($80US) for an hour or two of fucking, depending on how old or hot she is. If she looks young, like 19 or 20 always ask to see her ID (cedula), if she doesn't have ID then move on. You can fuck them in a short time room, the girl will take you to her preferred place, or you can take them to your room if it is chica friendly. During the day time you can also go to the clock tower at the entrance to the plaza or the beach, Playa Hollywood is a popular beach where working girls prowl. Trust me you don't need too many tips, it's difficult not to get laid there.

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You will gain insurance by going to see escorts. If people are shy when they are young, it is because they have little experience in relationships.

She give discounts if I only last 5 minutes?

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Yes.

If you value your time (and you should) it will end up cheaper than dating a modern woman long enough to get some, she'll be about as loyal (meaning not at all), and with dating the sex is not guaranteed.

>Oh, but what about companionship, user?
Yeah, imma let you finish, person I made up in my head, but women make terrible companions, absolute bottom-tier. Get a dog and fuck hookers. You'll be much more satisfied and end up with way more money in the bank.

Depends on what you can achieve in an hour. If I could get a hand job, foot job, fuck her pits, her tits, and cum in all three holes, yeah it be worth the 250.

Not a boomer, but I am a sex tourist.

Unless of course you happen to be in the top 3% of male attractiveness. Then just go on tinder or a similar site, swipe right on everything, and hump and dump everything that will let you. I guarantee that ends up way more hassle than just dropping $250 for a quick nut, though. Even hard 4s think they deserve to be treated like supermodels these days.

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imagine paying 250 for an orgasm.....nigger are you shitting me

Don't do this.

If you give her money up front, at least 1/3 of the time she will be long gone by the time you get out of the shower.

Say, "Hi." Ask if you can kiss her. Kiss, maybe squeeze a tit or ass cheek. If she's a cop that shit will come out if you try that.

Then take your shower, come out, put the money on the end table, and get down to bidness. Don't ever mention anything about that money being for sexual favours.