I am 29, bald, and really want an 18 year old gf. Like, really really badly

I am 29, bald, and really want an 18 year old gf. Like, really really badly.

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I fucking need it

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Get on my level
>20
>5'9
>Brown hair
>Left handed

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None of that sounds that bad except for 5'9 is mediocre I guess

>Hi, I'm a zoomer midget of nigger descent with brain damage.

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I FUCKING NEED IT FUUUUUUUCK

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Why do you think being a lefty is brain damage

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very similar proportions to mine and similar hair, thanks user :)

similar to my gf*

>future McDonald's manager unironically

Why do you want to date a highschooler?

good ol kiki

Post pics or BS kek. Incel LARPing

So a 30 year old woman is generally retarded with very little common sense that she was able to extrapolate through life. An 18y.o. has the mind of a hamster in a wheel.

as asked for, face blocked for privacy obv
also free cat

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I think they look good at that age also I am compensating for my lack of youthful sex. It would be extremely cathartic

no reply?

they're literal retards that make you want to stab your own ears out with a screwdriver. i work with a trashy 18 high school girl and i've never hated anybody more. sorry you missed out on all the awkward starfish sex and hysterical jealousy. just get a doll or a hooker dude, you'll thank me later when you get your head out of your ass.

Their maturity peaks early, and they just get mean and bitter with age. Anyone should chase the youth who can.

sounds reasonable