Why cant i stop fidgeting in this piece of shit

Everywhere mr onions

that is a very gay thing to do

lol, 2k herman miller blown the fuck out by a sub $150 cosco impulse buy

Because it's made for women.

use the built-in dildo to calm yourself down

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Did u try increasing the tilt tension?

The embody is supremely comfortable once you get the settings dialed in. I recommend fully releasing the tilt limiter and instead rely on the tilt tension to keep you upright and supported. It creates a nice floating rocking chair effect that is very soothing to rock in, while still providing enough tension to remain upright and supported.

kill yourself

are you uncomfortable with it? also
>gay men chair
unironically go back before it's too late, maybe r/technology is more your speed

You just haven't used it long enough yet. You'll get too lazy and just stick to a middle ground most of the time given enough time.

try sitting on the floor. I stopped fidgeting as much when I started programming while squatting, squatting assisted with a pillow, or sitting in various positions. You will look autistic as fuck but at least you're not autistic AND sitting in a gamer chair.

don't buy this chair. it's an overpriced piece of garbage.
t. Embody owner