Would any femanons fuck a mallet like me?

Would any femanons fuck a mallet like me?
>5'2"
>6.5" x 5.25 cock
>Pretty fit
>handsome face
>shy and blush easily and would never make the first move

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No, Menlet

>5'2"
>doesnt matter
>doesnt matter
>doesnt matter
>doesnt matter doesnt matter doesnt matter doesnt matter

Why can't you guys type "manlat" correctly?

>shy and blush easily and would never make the first move
that's a no, and has nothing to do with your looks / stats.

Stupid auto correct on my phone.
And it doesn't matter. I only want to hear what I already know. That I'm worthless. Sometimes I feel good about myself and thats when it's time for a reality check. Made this thread to get roasted and it's working

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>5'2
Dwarf
>6.5" x 5.25 cock
Average
>Pretty fit
You got a low bf percentage but lack any substantial muscle mass that might reduce the perceived weakness caused by your insufficient height
>handsome face
Your beard looks like trash and we can't see your face so...
>shy and blush easily and would never make the first move
Well just say you're an insecure pussy and no man at all. Tbf if i were as small as you I'd probably have self esteem issues as well so idk what to tell you besides sucks to be you. But seriously no one likes whiney faggots so as you cannot grow larger in reality at least metaphorically grow a pair...
>Stupid auto correct on my phone.
Disable autocorrect then you absolute retard
>That I'm worthless
There's no inherent value in anything. But you're short, like really short. Maybe consider surgery if it really bothers you. Also more muscle mass can to a certain degree offset your lackluster height (but who am i kidding at your size it won't help that much).

>surgery
He could get his legs lengthened and I would still mog him

>5'2

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the problem is in your head. i got a friend who is 5'4, little on the fat side, bald and has ugly mug. he's from a small village and it shows in how he acts, and how he speaks. and chicks literally trip over his dick. whenever we go, whatever we do once he spots a chick (pretty, ugly, skinny, fat - whatever) he smiles stupidly, says something that's usually stupid and girls flock to him. he has no shame whatsoever, and so much confidence (god only knows where he gets it from) it's unbelievable. it probably sounds like a stupid larp and trust me i know where you're coming from. i would have hard time believing this shit if i haven't seen this with my own eyes. he's literally a pussy magnet. so again, you are your worst enemy im afraid. and that's not easy to change.

you have a hot body

Yeah baby you look cute

Show that penis for evaluation

62 inches tall? That's a little bigger than my coffee cup. What an amazing little guy you are!!

timestamp or larp

Because none of them are big enough to make us

wtf my shortest ex was taller

...

Thanks. Remoralizing.
I get lucky whenever I'm not trying. Just being myself. But it's when I put myself out there it seems hard. I guess I'm sick of waiting for that rare occasion a chicken comes to me. But like I say when I don't give a fuck I'm a blast

Does anyone want to see it?

>But like I say when I don't give a fuck I'm a blast
that's extacly it. if you can make it your "default mode" so to speak - sky is the limit.

Ah fuck it here.
Let me have it

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