Wait your suppose to jam the ruler into your pelvic bone to measure...

wait your suppose to jam the ruler into your pelvic bone to measure? is this so we can all cope and say our dick is bigger?

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pump

always thought this was stupid. i gently and modestly measure from the base of my balls and subtract a little for long foreskin. i'm a little over 5 inches.

IT'S BASE TO TIP YOU UTTER RETARDS, WHERE DO YOU THINK THE BASE IS?!?

>dubs gets reply

No, only measure from the depth that can actually penetrate in past the labia minora.

My asshole.

its so its fair to fat people too. skinny people get all their dick hanging out. when ur fat u lose length. i actually measure it like a cats tail and start at the butthole.

you dont think ur fupa pushes back when ur balls deep in a puss?

No, that's where my tip is

when youre fucking a bitch, your pubic fat is being smashed against repeatedly. think about that for one second, incel, and then have sex

now i don't know how long my dick is technically

fuck is pubic fat

I always measure at 7 3/4. But honestly idk the real method of measurement, some people have told me that I'm larger then that but I have 0 clue.

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your too modest, we are gana say your 6 inches

if it's a girl, they have no fucking clue, women have no sense of scale for dicks. Girls think im 9 inches and im 7

Second angle

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this technique is what they do for studies, so it's probably the "official" method

What other method is there to eliminate variables? You might say the base of your dick, but everyone's got a different definition of where the base begins or ends.

standing measurements are also best.

I do know that there is "hidden penis" which some have extended surgically, but jamming it just seems silly. My dick is as long as it wants to be depending on how turned on I am. If anything you wouldnt jam it into pelvis, you'd measure from below the Gooch near the ass hole because that's where the "hidden penis" begins.

press your pubic area. it should feel squishy.

not like anyone sees it anyway

Yes, fat dudes cocks look smaller due to the fat, so they cope with this 'bone pressed' nonsense.
Severing the base of the penis from the pelvic mounts might add an inch or three, but it's not a smart idea. It's for actual micropenis men and even then it adds fuck all to very little.


If you're measuring your cock from your asshole I'm measuring mine from the back of my head, it's just as stupid.

I don’t know if that’s an accurate measurement. You have to measure either total visible dick length or total fuckable dick.
I measure mine from the top with th ruler gently snuggled up to the base (none of this pressing shit).

I press down as hard as I can at the base when I measure it...
Still only just break 6.5 inches.
I want a 7 inches boys.

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