You walk in on your significant other and find her like this. What would you actually do?

You walk in on your significant other and find her like this. What would you actually do?

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Take her to the hospital so they find out why is she shitting from her vagina.

Would you manually remove the "poo"?

my gf would never do that though

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Stomp her guts out probably

Throw them both over the balcony. Not even kidding. I'll catch a case, but no fucks given. And it doesn't even matter who the guy is. He in my house and wanna think a Man don't live there? Got me fucked up if dude think he can disrespect me in my own house. Flap dem arms and FLY, motherfucker, or deal with gravity.

nothing because i am a cuck and this has already happened three times in my life

Ok Shlomo we get it, you love black dick.

Snap a picture and then head to the lawyer's. I'm keeping the house bitch.

call her a nigger

Shoot the fucker,
Any asshole that digs up my wife's body, just to break into my house and fuck it on my bed is gonna die, and I'm sure the courts would see it that way to.

I'd probably just start chanting MAGA!
MAGA MAGA MAGA!!

Quickly pull out my phone, turn my gaze to the screen, and exit pretending I didn't see anything

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Take a quick photo or video, then start laughing and dancing because the ensuing divorce would set me free....

fap in the corner

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nah nigger, i don't live in some shithole of a country suffering shitskin infestation. stop projecting your insecurities about your nigger lover fucking white chicks.

haha calm down nigger

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i am calm. why wouldn't i be?

Nothing makes them madder, than no replies.

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so how's your sex life?

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Hnnng

>implying anyone here has a significant other

this thread... STINKS!

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