OK StarFags:

OK StarFags:
Clue me in. I was born in the 1950's and grew up watching Captain Kirk fuck them green bitches in the original TV show and know literally nothing about The Next Generation TV show except all those movies they made for the big screen back in the day. I've unironically never watched an episode of Next Generation.
What would you tell an OldFag about to embark on an epic 7-season carnival of Next Generation clusterfuckery? Are there any green bitches? is Whoopie Goldberg really a man? Is Data a total homo? Do they re-invent the Tribbles? Who's hot and who's not? What do I need to know? What do I need to forget?
Live Long and Prosper Fren.

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fuck off u faggot lol

Stop larping as a 68+ year old man that talks like a 16 year old on Any Forums. You're a retarded faggot. Kill yourself.

>Is Data a total homo
no Data is based

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>larping
Nope. Born in 1959. AMA.

Faggot

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Who asked?

>What do I need to know?
this woman is a total cunt

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Finally some actionable intelligence.
Thanks user.
Watching S1E1 now. The actors are like cardboard cutouts. Hope this shit gets better.

It really does

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Bullshit you're born in the 1950's, talking about TNG like it was made last year. TNG was made in the late 80's. There's no homos or trannies in it.

The first season the actors are finding their roles and character relationships. It does get better.

>Bullshit you're born in the 1950's
Wanna see a self portrait I took today? Guess my age?
Careful what you ask for..

>There's no homos or trannies in it.

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>Watching S1E1 now. The actors are like cardboard cutouts. Hope this shit gets better.
S01 is pretty rough. Shit gets good in S03.

post it then, you fake ass bitch

>pleb with a pleb opinion

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Good to know 'cause this Q fag is totally lame.

>S01 is pretty rough
its still pretty cool imo, Will has no beard

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>Born in 1959

this you?

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when Q shows up the next time, you're going to like him

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Imagine that, all you being right.

doesn't he get killed later on in the series?

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Will is an imposter. Thomas is the one true Riker!

>fake ass
You're getting warm..

>next time, you're going to like him
That's a low bar considering what I'm seeing so far..

Counsellor Troi got some tig ol’ bitties.
You get a nice glimpse in the later seasons.

Eerily close..

He survives TNG.
SPOILER: He gets sent to a Cardasian labour camp in an episode of DS9