I wanna text some girl on Instagram, what should I say first to not seem weird/incel/creepy ???

I wanna text some girl on Instagram, what should I say first to not seem weird/incel/creepy ???

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say tits or gtfo

Text her "NIGGER", just like that. All caps.

excellent advice

Do this.

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What do u think her reaction would be ?

Ecstatic!

>what should I say first to not seem weird/incel/creepy
How she takes what you say, regardless of what you say, is based upon how attractive you are as a man. Are you a 25-35 yo multi millionaire with 6 pack abs and chad face? You can say NIGGER and she will jsut thoink you are SO funny and naughty! If you're a normal dude merely saying "Hi" will be seen as creepy.

tell her she has a nicely shaped skull

Actually, if this guy texts her, "NIGGER", it will work no matter what.

you're asking for advice on here?
....too late

Hi. (Who knew communication was so hard?)

not op but I will try this

Do it rn

Depends on your situation, but in general:

don't use emojis. unless you've fucked her already
avoid full sentences and proper punctuation, it makes it seem like you're trying hard
be direct, confident, but also seem uncaring of her reaction

something like "hey, what's going on". When she gives the typical, uncaring female reply and asks what you're doing, lie and sound busy. never say "not much"

I fucked up and forgot all caps tho sry, its some random sjw whote

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hey rhite girl u like coca cora rhite girl?
u eat the chili and spicy, ok rhite girl?
china great country rhite girl every body happy with a great healthy haha

u say 'hey what's up?' u fucking incel

>avoid full sentences and proper punctuation, it makes it seem like you're trying hard
the absolute state of humanity

Smh just literally be an asshole make fun of her
Hot women will be weirded out anyways when you act like a normal human being

this. the actual secret is to just unironically act like a nigger

And don't use stupid incel beta language and avoid politics and racist or sexist stuff. Don't talk about anime, men's rights and overall cringy shit like the cumjar you're collecting.

You were supposed to use all caps. It's going to backfire, dude.

In addition; don't be awkward and constantly apologise

What the fuck are you talking about? Literally just send, "NIGGER". All caps.

i got angry emoji

Just become the nigger. Niggers get all the fun shit they want, because they're confident niggers, not beta polcels

The choice is yours

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Fallen soldier

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>mup da do didda po mo
>muhfuggin
>BIX NOOD

Post pic

post more of this grill pls

come on that guy crouches like a slav, smiles like an Irish, dresses like a mexican, untidies his hair like a gypsy, suntans like a New Yorker. What is there to find that'd even remotely nigger?

Just for the lols I did it to a random person

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>show tits and ass
works every time