What happens if you play this game?

What happens if you play this game?

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Fustration

You lose weeks of your life

You'll turn into one of 2 things, those who spout "git gud" online about the games constantly, or you'll actually get good at it and enjoy it.

Awe filled weeks at yet another fuckin rad game from From Software

Your little nuts are going to quake buddy

you will grow eardrums in your ankles

this guy knows

youll still be a faggot with no future

you lose track of everything
you forget to eat
dont sleep till well after the suns up
you forget that you need to piss or shit until your about to all over
you forget that you even have a dick and stop masterbating because your cumming constantly whial playing but you soo caught up in playing the gem that you dont even notice that you are

You will possibly be spending money on a new controller

you catch the gay

WAIT! user! they say if you play that game you DIE in seven days!

You play an agonizingly imbalanced game. Overworld enemies are so easy it’s insulting, bosses are health sponges. The game is very expansive but is very limited for depth.

It plays like a high difficulty skyrim mod trying to be Dark Souls 3.

You die

Captcha: AYYAM

You turn into a try-hard and everyone loses respect for you.

Inb4 NUH UH. everyone respects me when i beat this HARD game.

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I've been playing it fir eight days now... Am i already dead.

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You become a soy-sucking faggot who's convinced it's the best game ever made even though by the end of the year it will be forgotten as just another Dark Spuls entry.

You roll around on the floor a lot

Is it really another game if its just the previous game reskinned?

omae wa mou shindeiru.

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You suck big black cocks. They come into your room and you suck them off while playing the game. They fuck your asshole and your mom's asshole

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Probably get caught up for a while. Like quite a few others you may find yourself subscribing to the notion that Melina was created specially for you.

So much black cock will enter your body. You will be so enslaved to black cock, you'll suck it in front of your family

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calling bullshit my mom gave me elden ring b/c she thought it was the quickest and most reliable route to BBC for both of us we have yet to see our expectations met

Wow. Fuck Elden Ring, I'll just commit some incarcerable crime.