Secret Thread

Secret Thread

"I cannot tell a LARP" - Lincoln edition

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I huff a guy's cologne every night while crying into a teddy bear that I sewed a wig into and dressed to look like him. I think about him 24/7, he's so nice and sweet, and adorable and I love him so much I just wish he would talk to me again.

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I'll start. Wife and I's story about meeting is a cutesy, serendipitous story about two shy folks that grew to love each other. In reality we met when I was in a psych ward at 15 and she was a psych assistant at 22. We spent a lot of time together, she sneaked me her number in a crayon coloring book and we met up when I got to foster care. Ten years later and she still has the highest sex drive I've ever encountered.

I'd love to have some sexy fun with my gf's nieces

Not me, but I have a female friend who I have one of those relationships with where we can tell each other anything.

She is a high school teacher. She told me that almost every single day after school she has to masturbate the minute she gets home because of all the dirty fantasies she had that day about her male students.

She even said there are times she has to masturbate in the bathroom at school between classes to be able to concentrate on teaching her next class.

Ages?

8, 10

Want to elaborate on what you wanna do with them?

Honestly, pretty much everything but I wouldn't force them to do anything. Fucking the youngest would be my main objective though.

Can that even work? 8 is damn small.

No LARPing? I'll have to skip any details then. I was groomed, molested and raped by neighbor starting at age 7 and continuing for about 6 straight years.

The end.

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I'm the guy from yesterday whose fetish is disgusting women after we have sex. Specifically with political talk since it's particularly potent.

Where do you think this girl falls politically?

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I’m depressed and won’t admit it to my girlfriend. No, I’m not suicidal, before you ask. No, it’s not the cringe “woe is me” kind either. It’s clinical depression. I’m just fucking tired all the time, don’t give a fuck about anything, want to just lay in bed, find zero joy at all in any of hobbies, overeating (I’ve already gained 5 pounds, which has scared the shit out of me), etc etc. It just sucks. It’s like I’m eternally worn out physically and mentally.

I love to lick girls assholes

>Be at work,
>Get a call from HR asking if they can have a meeting, no it’s not about you we need you to verify co-workers claim
>Phew, almost shat myself
>Co worker Lucy stops me on the way
>Shes in her 40s, is a dumpy Chinese woman, very ordinary looking 3/10
>”user, in meeting, tell them me and David have been seeing each other but quietly, I’ll explain later”
>Lucy is funny and never done me wrong, we’ve gone for after work drinks and near as I can tell her home life is just her and her cats.
>David is a 25 year old dude who works in the same team as Lucy, is lazy as fuck, dumb as a brick, I don’t care much for him.
>I get to the meeting,
>They talk about a possible sexual harassment allegation in the office, ask me about David is he seeing anyone?
>I beat around the bush a little and say I think he might be having a thing with Lucy, that she let it slip they were meeting up after work.
>play up that I don’t wanna get them in trouble or start rumours, it’s none of my business
>They thank me, say it collaborates stuff and it’s fine.
>go ask Lucy what the fuck is up
>David was caught rubbing his penis on her coffee cup, apparently he was pissed at her and had probably done it a bunch of times, maybe to other co-workers too?
>Another co-worker had caught him doing it and reported it to HR
>Lucy told HR they were in a relationship and it was just a sex thing, and she’s sorry it got to the office.
>Lucy told David if he doesn’t do what she says she’ll flip and say she was scared about workplace repercussion, and that he probably did it to all the female coworkers.
>she then said
>”he’s coming over tonight and I’m going to piss in that fuckers face!”
>my dick was rock hard
>I’ve jerked off to her face book photos a bunch of time since
>I have a gf
>I’m not into watersports
>I don’t find middle age dumpy Chinese ladies attractive
>I would pound that like there was no tomorrow

communist

nearly every day i fap during teams calls, picturing the face of my boss covered in my cum

She was probably an undesirable loser in high school and is now getting off at reliving it in a different way where she's the center of attention — even though shes not a student.

Would work, I'd be super gentle. 1st time might be somewhat uncomfortable/painful for her but that's pretty normal even for older girls. she'd definitely love it every time after though

Die.
Go fucking die in a hole, just kill yourself. Better yet, tell that to her dad so he can kill you. Pedo scum

She is 8. I don’t think she can even comprehend what you’re doing to her. At least wait until they’re like 15 or some shit and at least have some bit of sense in them, not that it’s enough still, but you get my point. Truth is: you’d petrify this little girl. She would never want to have sex with another male, if sex at all, for decades. You would ruin her life and the sex life of her future S/O. Don’t. Just wait until they’re like 18 or some shit. That would be best.

Noted.

I added Graeme Norgate, one of the composers of British-developed Game Boy game Donkey Kong Land on MySpace back in 2008 because I was a fan of his music. A few months later he drunkenly messaged me with a sexual message that was clearly meant for his wife or some woman or whoever. In panic, he must've blocked me, because it said "You must be Graeme's friend to send Graeme a message" when I tried replying and I couldn't view his profile.

Ron Paul fan.

It's just a fantasy, no plans to actually do anything. She would be fully aware, she knows what sex is and how it would feel good, she'd want to experience it

You are delusional to think that. Genuinely delusional. It’s not safe for you or others that you are allowed outside, in the public. For your safety and the safety of others, please talk to someone about this shit other than random people on the internet. I’m sure the child porn on your computer is enough to lock you away for a long enough time to learn your lesson and maybe get the help you need.

How do you know she knows what it is, 8 is too young to know. You already started grooming haven't you, and doing your mental gymnastics. You're fucked. Go to the hospital and leave that girl alone

Close
Almost the opposite, Conservative on most things, socialist on welfare.
>Work for the state in the same office as this girl
>Basically her shadow because she has the most ridiculous ass and wears the tightest pants
>Approached her like a good Christian girl until I learned she was a recovering party slut
>Figured 'fuck it' and invited her to chill in my car during lunch break
>We'd sit up there everyday smoking weed and having deep talks or just sitting in silence
>One day she spiced up the conversation asking me a few questions about my sex life
>Thought I read the situation right, took a chance and told her I had never so much as breathed on a girl
>Paid off, she was in disbelief and rapid firing questions about my confessed virginity
>She knew I'd had previous relationships but she was a pretty dumb girl to be fair
>We were pretty baked, 30mins of lunch left, and she told me she was going to 'show me something'
>Unbuckled my pants, fished my dick out, complimented how thick it was, and started sucking on my head
>Definitely played it up, but she was surprisingly good and I gunned down her tonsils in 5 mins
>"How's it feel to be a man finally?"
>That became a every once in awhile Friday thing: get baked, get head, work and go home
>She started teasing me in front of coworkers making thinly-veiled thick dick jokes
>No clue if she honestly thought she was my first or if that was just her kink
>Literally the only thing that made me cum was imagining a disgusted look on her face while she blew me
>Couple months later, on the last day of my two week's notice, I invited her over for a house party
>She showed up, never questioned that it was a house party of 2, and we got right to drinking and edibles
>Pretty sure she knew what was up

con't

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I print off pics of the holocaust and snail mail them to synagogues and jews whos addresses I find online.

I once convinced my aunt to come with me on the "Slingshot" carnival ride because I was betting on her passing out. When she did pass out, I got a good feel of her breasts before she came to. I even got to put my fingers in her mouth and then sucked on them, just to taste her saliva.. Greatest childhood memories by far.

I'm glad I didn't grow up to be some creep that made a hobby of taking advantage of unconscious women, but man was my aunt gorgeous.

I still remember going to the bathroom and
scrubbing her toothbrush all over my tongue
whenever I went to her house as a kid...

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