>You're out with your girlfriend when this guy teleports behind you.
"Heh, nice girl... I'll take her."
You're out with your girlfriend when this guy teleports behind you
Zachary Nguyen
Lincoln Walker
Tell him you'll split her with him.
Chase Martin
>*smirks at you from behind my fedora*
"Oh I'll be splitting something today alright."
>*leaps 20ft in the air and pulls out my darkened blade of the night (1000 times folded) and slices your body in half like Goku did with Frieza in DBZ*
"Don't worry kid, I'll treat her right..."
Logan Hall
Only faggots carry weeb swords, rel men carry a Zweihänder.
Jace Gomez
>*chuckles to myself*
"Nice sword... for a beginner."
>*jumps out of the shadows and slices your sword in half with one swift swing of my katana (because they're so sharp they can actually do that)
"You were saying?"
Grayson Bennett
theres really nothing i can do, he has a katana.
David Rodriguez
I ask him if he's ever tried human flesh?
Evan Phillips
Brody Sanchez
>*tips my head and laughs behind the shadow of my fedora*
"I'm about to, kid..."
Ayden Clark
I don't mind, I'm not really into traps anyway.
Jason Thomas
Jokes on you. I don’t have a girl friend.
Mason Scott
>*you swing at my katana and it slices in half. You turn to your gf who looks impressed... before you realise... it was my hologram.*
>*I grin to myself from a nearby rooftop where I've watched this all unfold*
"Heh, what is this... amateur hour?"
*I zipline down and land behind you, putting on my fingerless gloves to prepare for battle.*
"Let's end this charade... NOW!"
Wyatt Russell
I shoot him in the forehead with the Glock I never leave home without, you know, because of Niggers.
Justin Young
I show him what my girlfriend does to me
Anthony Nelson
why cant we have good things anymore
Levi Ramirez
What in the actual fuck am I reading here?
Oliver Myers
Walk straight at him and punch as hard as you can, with that long of a sword he can't do anything.
Logan Cruz
>*a glint of light hits my eye as you reach for your gun (the dishonourable, cowards choice of weapon) and I throw my shadow dagger at it from afar, cutting your entire hand off and disarming you (literally)*
"Heh, looks like you need a hand, kid... let me give you one."
>*a single black broken wing extends from my back and my eyes glow red as I leap over you, landing behind you and punching you in the head knocking you out*
>*I flick my business card at your girl and it lands perfectly in her purse*
"Give me a call if you ever want a real man, toots."
Elijah Evans
>*as you approach you see a faint red glow emit from my body, the ground begins to shake and my eyes turn black.*
"Take one more step and see what happens, kid."
>*you take a step and I let out a chuckle.*
"Heh, I was hoping you'd do that..."
>*teleports behind you and plants my blade of the darkened night into your stomach before lifting it upwards, splitting you in half before turning to your girl.*
"If you want a complete man, pay me a visit..."
Connor James
this guy actually looks cool desu
I wonder what all these guys are doing these days
Leo White
I just adjust my dark glasses, smirk, and then laugh to myself while barely audibly saying "you fool, I pity your challenge."
Oliver Powell
do you think these guys are still virgins? they gotta be in their 30's now