List of my accomplishments in life. Hopefully I inspire some of you to reach for the stars like I did. Let's review:

List of my accomplishments in life. Hopefully I inspire some of you to reach for the stars like I did. Let's review:

I've met numerous celebrities such as Bob Dylan, Kurt Cobain, Martin Sheen, Sean Astin, Will Wheaton and many more.

I graduated top of my class at NYU film school. I also graduated academy of visual arts in San Francisco.

I own an abundance of sculptures, paintings, signed instruments as well as several other valuable trinkets. Many worth a ton of money.

So what is that you guys do? Aside from rot in mother's basement?

Do you guys have any redeeming prospects whatsoever? A job? A car? Anything?

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Well, I'm not so starved for attention that I make shit up on an anonymous imageboard so I consider that a win

OP here. Neither do I so at least we have that in common.

>so what is that you guys do?
Call you a faggot and also stop making up shit to get attention faggot

>Calling random people faggots on the internet
You better re-think who the attention seeker is

OP here again. I've sucked an enormous bunch of dick.

You sound like any ordinary dick sounds.

You really haven't done anything yet, just gone to school.

Oh wow you really got me. Now a bunch of people will think I'm gay. Better delete my thread now.

Oh wow you really got me. Now a bunch of people will think I'm gay. Better delete my thread now. Oh wait a second I am gay. Nevermind. Black dicks all the way.

>be OP
>brag about being top in his film school
>brags about meeting a bunch of has beens
>brags about having money
>on Any Forums

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JEW boy Dylan is a pedo. OP, did he take you back stage with him? He has AIDS you know

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Kid, I own many valuable trinkets. I could buy your parents house and demolish it if I wanted to. I'm a powerful man. I don't think you even know how powerful of a man I am.

You met Wlll Wheaton?
Is his dick real big?
Who else have you met?
Who is Sean Aston?

I've never seen Will naked so I have no idea. Probably not.

Sean Astin played Sam in the lord of the rings films. The kid Mikey from goonies as well. Actually he's a friend of mine at this point.

Your a lot cooler than I am. Maybe we could meet up.

i wrote major corporate systems
billions has gon thru my software

> has a couple grands worth of crappy memorabilia
has 1 16mm amateur film that was dismissed.

I don't think so. Sorry. In LA if you ever see Sean Astin walking with somebody that's probably me he's walking with and having a good time with. We are pretty good friends and I had the time of my life at his house a few months back. We got drunk together and slept with some 10/10 chick's.

Try 600k worth

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That's awfully generous of you but nah I don't look like that. I wouldn't really call myself hot but at least I was able to sleep with winona ryder at some point in the 90s so at least I was good enough for her.

These are retarded vanities that mean nothing in terms of accomplishment and dont improve anyone but your well being. Will weaton is a living soyjack now so i wouldnt be too proud of that. Material possesions dont mean jack shit. And we live in an age where you dont need to waste your time and money at a extremeldy biased university that just wants your money mot to enrich you. You literally can just go on the internet and learn anything for free. Good job user living the generic upper middle/ lower upper class consumer life. You will still die looking at a sterile white ceiling, smelling the sterile chemicals, listening to your own life support and the fluorescent buzz like everyone else, only then will you realize how much of a vain autist you are.

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One thing you're not getting is the fact that I have money. And a whole lot of it mind you. I'm not really at liberty to discuss how much I have unless someone asks, just so I can be humble and polite. And no, you can't learn everything from the internet, that's a blatant lie.

I play my trumpet on the streets of New York.

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