Ever caught any stds? What's it like

Ever caught any stds? What's it like

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No, and the fact I've never caught anything is nothing short of a fucking miracle.
Not worn rubber since like... 2009 or some shit.

>girl i knew in high school needs place to stay
>knows she's kind of a hoe, but feel bad for her
>we fuck for weeks while she's staying with me
>use a condom each time
>oop! it slips off one time
>finally have to kick the bitch out for not even trying to look for a job and for just generally being annoying
>starts to sting when i pee
>dick stings
>go to doc
>doc asks if i do drugs
>hell no!
>because strain of bacteria in my pee is most common among people sharing heroin needles

Thank fucking god it was easy to clear up with antibiotics, but it could have been worse. Turns out the bitch was a drug addict.

Damn

Not technically an STD, but I caught a bitch of a UTI after I fucked a girl raw in a spa bath at a music festival.

Took weeks and two cycles of antibiotics before it stopped burning when I peed.

Yep. The one positive thing is that the sex felt great. I'm glad I didn't knock her up though. She's crazy and annoying AF. It would have been 18 years of sheer torture.

stds are why i never want to have disgusting sex with people
incel purity

Same

>visit fuckfests for over a year
>catch gonorrhea, didn't notice because it was from suckin D
>got some medication, bad diarrhea, feel fine since
>fin

Chlamydia. Also had a faint line on a HIV rapid test. Scared shitless for a week.

caught HPV, only a one sort of rough area on the base of my cock, it went away after a couple of weeks

Something which made my piss smell fishy. Not sure what it was.

Was bumming around Asia for a couple of years

Yes. I stupidly fucked my ex gf raw in a moment of weakness. Fortunately it was Trichomoniasis which is solved by a single pill and a 5 day wait.

I got HIV in Brazil but then I got better.

No I’m a chad abstainer that seeks God’s forgiveness so I will stay pure until I marry a beautiful pious wife

got throat cancer from hpv so that was fun

You have sinned by entering this thread and exposing yourself to homosexual pornography

>I caught a bitch of a UTI after I fucked a girl raw
Is a UTI a disease? Yes
Did you catch it from having sex? Yes.

Then it's an STD, you fucking imbecile.

No, it didn't.

you don't "catch" a UTI dumbasses

You tell me.

Crabs.

What's it like? You get naked with new chick, she notices, and says YOU HAVE CRABS! Then no pussy.