>be me
>be femanon
>be mid 20's
>want a baby
>go off my bc because i want a baby
>fuck a few dudes
>a few months pass
>oh boy 4 days late
>HAVING AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING PANIC ATTACK
why are we like this? I literally am losing it. im 23 years old and freaking out like im 14 or something.
HOW FUCKED AM I?????
>guise im totally a girl that fucked around with a bunch of guys and made a stupid decision omg im dumb
Yes OP we get it, you get rejected by girls all the time for being a fugly creep so now you have to do this roleplay where you do the whole "durrrr all women are stupid whores" post.
I'm not a woman, and I must larp
You got what you wanted...
>muh vagina
Shut up you fat piece of shit
What up PANON?
Tits or gtfo
>HOW FUCKED AM I?????
i dunno, did you keep a tally of the dicks?
tits with timestamp or gtfo
I have no ovaries and I must larp.
you'll be fine either way
im actually a female u fucking newfag retards.
I know. That's the thing. I lowkey wanted it, and im still FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. like ive literally laid in bed shaking and almost wanting to barf all day because ive never been so terrified in my life.
not fat.
i mean, pretty much said whats up in the first post.
maybe later? obv not in a lets get horny and retarded mood rn?
i mean if your asking if i have an idea of who dun it, yeah its between 2 guys but very likely 1.
well, take a pregnancy test first. There's a chance you're not preg, also a chance larp etc etc
I can't imagine living a life so sad that you go on Any Forums and larp as a woman, that's next level pathetic man
You get what you fucking deserve
What do you think about beam deflection?
>im actually a female
Sure you are pal
>not horny or retarded
We dont care if youre horny, tits is for proof
i mean i really dont know if thats the case. i feel like im kinda ready but im also not lol
im literally too nervous to go buy one and take it.
i've been posting here for like 3 years. if you think im a larp your a fucking retard lol
yeah i mean it do be like that
sounds cool?
>sounds cool?
Do you like civil engineers?
Nigger you literally posted like a week ago about how bad you wanted a kid. You made the bed you wanted, now lay in it.
"Mid 20's"
"23"
Nice larp, faggot
No worries you can raise a sweet little baby girl to fuck your drug dealer boyfriend at the ripe Ole age of 15. Just like your mommy did for you. It's the circle of life!
>your a retard because you wont fall for my obvious larp
Lmao okay
fuck off i dont use anymore
You let mofos cum inside you without birth control? Smart
You're not a woman and you'll never be one faggot
>simba is OPs kid
>monke is OP
>vader in backround is OP mom
>animal kingdom is drug dealer bf
>if i keep calling people newfags they'll have to leave me alone so i can keep larping
> (You)
>im literally too nervous to go buy one and take it.
I'm not a femanon, but twice have gone through pregnancy test with gf.
It's like a bandaid. Just go get it, pee on the thing, and wait. You'll be full of anxiety, but you need to keep up momentum. Maybe the test wiill give you relief, whatever the result.
Ah, go do it now and post it here! That's what Any Forums would want...
Once you know the results you can still enjoy the panic and freak out, but at least then you can start making decisions.
Imagine actually believing OP when there is no proof, you people are dumb as fuck
i mean yeah, like i said, i thought i wanted this so i took my ring out. i guess i just didnt expect it to happen as fast as it did.
this entire thread is a larp factory
Is this how easy it is to make retards think I'm a woman? Just tell them "hey guys im a girl if you don't believe me fuck you"? Damn you guys must be starved for the slightest female attention.
this retard actually is a woman
The filename shows you saved that pic from a Any Forums thread dipshit
>no proof
You're a guy
>It's like a bandaid. Just go get it, pee on the thing, and wait. You'll be full of anxiety
As another maleanon that has been through this many times, get two tests. Yes the dollar store tests are just as good but buy the expensive ones that advertise earliest results anyway.
It's her trust me buddy. Lurk more.
>having a baby with some random faggot
>not carefully selecting a partner you trust
You're a fucking idiot
Didn't see this one coming a mile away.....
God I wish this was me right now
We all know you have guys shooting up your ass every day you flaming faggot
that's disgusting