Why does every distro have a stupid name?
How do you expect anyone to take you seriously? Why would i switch away from macOS when you have such gems as:
>ubuntu
oonga boonga
>debian
literally just the creator's name and his spouse's name stuck together, he even put her name first like a complete cuck
>mint
ah yes i too prefer all of my superman comics in mint condition
>slackware
does not inspire confidence in the maintainers
>arch
ba ba ba ba ba im lovin it
>manjaro
oonga boonga
>knoppix
ah yes i too like to polish my own knob
>puppy linux
cute things are for fags
>dsl
where do i even start with this one:
* includes the word "damn" in official name
* name already taken by a type of internet service
* same acronym as dick sucking lips
>gentoo
what happened to gen one
also if it's only gen TOO then why do you install it with a stage THREE tarball
>fedora
mmmmmm'lady
>opensuse
ah yes i too like to read dr suse
>guix
hard to pronounce
>android
it's a phone you fucking retards it doesn't even look anything like a person or have any moving parts
>pclinuxos
how many layers of redundancy are we on right now
>lfs
it shouldn't even have a name of its own, at that point it's not even a distro it's just linux, so why give it a distro name
>alpine
only good name so far
>clear linux
holy shit could a name glow any brighter than this
>suicide linux
wow so eggdy, did you're mom buy that goth outfit for you
Why does every distro have a stupid name?
macos is an unpleasant name and an anagram of comas
apple and windows are both stupid names too
>Applel macOS X
fuck off tranny
debian and arch are fine names
>>guix
>hard to pronounce
how DO you pronounce tuix?
Slackos is the worst one cause tgeres nothing slack about it
"apple" is a stupid name
>"apple" is a stupid name
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>windows
Lmao
>he's right, but, but...
>he's... le ugly!
>apple good
What you are referring to as MacOS could in fact be more accurately called the 11th Version of the Macintosh Operating System, featuring the Macintosh System Services.
nice bait
macOS more like mac and cheese
literal garbage
macintosh is a fruit
it's fitting because the representative of the company for mac is as well
>>debian
>literally just the creator's name and his spouse's name stuck together, he even put her name first like a gentleman
Fixed. Debian is the straightest OS there is, the name comes from combining a biological woman's name and a biological man's name. Your gay fruit macdonalds can't handle this level of SuperChad.
yes, and?
Guix = "geeks". Hysterical. Oh wait, the other thing. Shit.
A FUCKING FRUIT
The problem is not the name, the problem are the icons. Well it used to be a problem, more recent foss softwars has non ridiculous looking icons like krita and blender.
>opensuse
It‘s pronounced
>open soo-suh
>blender
>more recent
>released in 1995, several months before gimp
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