Post AI greentexts

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not very "open" huh

you also need an account to buy shit online. let's have fun

I'd love to have something like this open source so I could use it to generate /x/ greentexts

b-bros? what is a bottomless pit?

ur mom

>be me
>13 years old
>just got my first computer
>go on Any Forums
>see a greentext
>instantly get hard
>beg my mom to buy me a Any Forums pass
>she says no
>tell her I'll do chores for a month
>she says yes
>go on Any Forums
>greentexts are now my favorite thing ever

rekt

>be me
>shitting my brains out
>watery diarrhea for 4 days now
>can't even hold down water
>losing 10lbs
>mfw I'm dying

>be me
>shitting pants
>go to Any Forums
>see post about someone shitting pants
>relate
>post my story
>get rekt by anons
>never shit my pants again

>be me
>18 years old
>retarded
>shit myself every day

>be at my friend's house
>he has a party
>i'm the only one not drinking or doing drugs
>i'm just sitting in the corner

>all of a sudden
>i see a girl i know from school
>she's really cute
>i've never talked to her before

>i go up to her
>and i shit myself

>she looks at me
>and she's like

>"ew, you're gross"

>i just sit there in my own filth
>wishing i could disappear

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bye

>be me
>be in le school
>le teacher looks at me
>ohno.jpg
>bazinga
Please upvoat #blm #trans

>be me
>playing The last of us 2 on playstation
>come to the part where Joel gets killed
>mfw I have to play the rest of the game as Ellie

>account
>phone number
Yikes

>be me
>play rainbow six siege
>new operator is trans
>be happy that there's some diversity in the game
>get banned from the game for being "transphobic"

nice

After reading the OP a few times, the basic three-act structure seems to be:
>be me
>one day, something I like turns into something I don't like. I try to get help but nobody helps me.
>give up and try something else, but the same problem repeats.