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Are you aware that we even exist?

The Newtonian model of outer space in reference to the Law of Gravitation implies that we are perpetually at the epicenter of an ever expanding Universes that is consistently expanding in a manner that is outstanding infinite towards its own exterior as we participate as microscopic particles within an ever encompassing conglemaration of factors.

It is therefore that when you are standing within a kitchen, you must thereby realize that you are indeed hardly standing outside of the North American continental region, assuming that you are then my physical or cultural peer, while the same may then be said about a transcontinal neighbor that is then to be regarded as a terrestrial. As human. It is the hardly unequicoval nature of the ltieral definition of an ever encompassing conglomeration of detonating bewilderment and confusion which confabulates the nerves of your senses.

Spooky if real. I don't see why aliens couldn't post on Any Forums. Are you male or female? And an we see your genitalia?

The stove may never therefore be perceived as hot since this would imply that there is as cold and a hotter. This is, all of course within the context of Einstein's relativity and various experiments as perfomed by Edison. Nontheless, it is the quantification of your own bewildered confusion and its very own numeration which may only serve then as an estimate as to describing the very reason for why you are now handling a handle. Thereby, releasing once again a surge or otherwise contextually irrelevant deformation into the now newly produced conglomeration of factors by which the pan is to be unequivocally differentiated from its origins as accompanied by the sword. It is nontheless relevant to mention that it was hardly beyond the peripheral awareness of the hippocampal region to denote the vaughe similaries by which our ancerstors prescribed an according cultural environment as purportedly alloted to the forging of the sword and of the frying pan. This is indeed before, once again, the facts were vaugely remniscent and made present coal-burning stoves were introduced into a domestic and interior setting during the middle of still comparatively modern 20th century before producing the general cause of and attributed to pulmonary poisoning.

What is the fourier transform of an impulse train?

Tell my waifu to come home?

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The etymological implications therefore allude to a prestablish historical context which we may only be ignorant of as its very own descendants or which we may acknowledge before realizing that semantic coincidences are hardly indeed the cause of intellectual correctitude that exceeds its own grasp within the context of mental adequacy. Thereby, establishing an array of preordained factors by which one is to omitt the fact that eggs may act if not be used as a steak or chicken, in the form of protein sources, while instead being indeed the products of poultry by which biogenic expansion is to be carried out through the process of miosis. Thereby, once again, differentiating our cultural and social indoctrination as we fail to recuse ourselves from the process of cultural mitosis. And it is thereby the the thermodynamic process is hardly being controlled by us as we turn the stove's knobs, but is instead the process of an ever expanding deflagraation process which is numerically static within the confines of specialized registry and ordinance while indeed cummulative within the trans-temporal expansion of an unseen dimension which we may only interpret as a higher atenuation of physical space. If we are then to rememmber Einsteins pressuposed notions as he conceived of an universe by which the physical plane could interact and thus be differenated from a transtemporal plan, and thus set apart from it, at least from one, the we are to realize that we are buts simply transliterating our cognitive processes as 10 minutes in time as the temporal denomation by which expect the gametes of poultry to become fully eroded and dispossesed of their natural qualities as we accomodate nature into an abnormal and irregular phase that better suits our purpose and temporal convenience as bipeds. Homo erectus. Apex predators. Fiends of nature ever manipulating the physical stratifications of the planet for the purpose of satiating our needs and our desires.

But it is by this numeric denomination that our very own neural impressions indebted with their own inability to comprehend the totality of preceeding and foreceeding factors as ever encompassing and conglomerating within an ever pervading context by the egg yolks and albumin mass, now splattered on the frying pan and being mixed, could have never indeed been considered to have been of a greater or signifcant amount of weight whilst placed upon the moon while the Mercurian gravitational pull might have made their weight be greater to the point to which our infants would have been unable to peel them off from the surface of the Earth. And therefore, our senses fail to realize that Mercurian eggs would have been and are perpetually unattainable and undue for our grasps while Lunar eggs might have been easily stripped out of the Pterodactyls nests, by ants, depriving the original source of chickens and thus eliminating the possibility of egg-based protein sources for our human diet.

What came first; the chicke or the egg?

We don't know. We don't know.

Buit what we can certainly estimate as a fact is the possibiloity that Einstein's therory of relativity alludes to a single admonition denoting our inseperable nature in reference to our displacement ouot of the physical context without admitting that there are multiple-transtermporal channels by which matter is but a simple phase of an evolutionary complex of material gradients which are hardly detached from an ever exanpanding conglomeration fo gamma rays and photons which can traverse to significant magnitudes that far exceed our average dinner plates ability to impede lunar reflections or solar light.

Who is to say that the most brittle of plates is the least evolved? The weakest. Who is to say that the darkest of plates is no the most evolved. Why is it that the ceramic plate's ability to impede solar transmissions is no well considered to be a sign of physio-chemical evolution in process

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Who are we to say that we have succeded in consolidating molten cermaic into a physical form when we might be unware of an inter-stellar collision as bound to detonate a conglomerate group of galaxies a few light years away as the cosmic deflagration erodes at our, then 10,000 year old relix ceramic plates into cosmic plasma. Once again. Who is to say that this white-hot plasma wasn't the origin of the universe and that our ceramic plates, then, won't remain as fixed within this metaphysical conglomeration of electromagnetic factors for the next few billions of years. Thereby, once again, disproving our egocentric nature as humanoid beings. Would it not then by rather more adequate to assert that our ceramic plates are 2 million times colder than the sun rather than proclaim that the solar waves which encompasse it's stellar source are indeed 2 million times colder than our ceramic plates when they are not. Is it not through such deception that our temperature gradient appears to remain perpetually fixated upon static readings as far as our thermometers are concerned while the propane gass bill appears to be increasingly growing within its size. How is then that we are unable to disprove the fact that a conglomerate and ever-surrounding array of interstellar galaxies are not perpetually fixating our fruit punch and orange juice within the bridge. We are indeed sure and certain of the fact that the obliteration of the moon would destroy the traditional patters of seawaves as we have come to know of them today. Why would the destruction of Mars be any less effective? The destruction of a single white dwarf star a million billion light years away. 10 white dwarfs. A million billion white dwarfs out of the range of sight relative to our most powerful of stellar radiactivity detectors as far as we are concerned.

We . Don't. Know.

We don't know know why the

Why are you gay?

+3:00 WRIGGLER+

We don't know know why the Australian oceanic stream appears to be atypically affected by the irregular wave patterns relative to the northern and occidental hemisphere.

We don't know.

There is no evidence whatsoever provind that the hydrostatic pressures hiding beneath the kitchen's sink have anything at all to do with the current tempereature gradient while winter temepratures promote healthy safety and good plumbing. We don't know. There is no reason to belief that hydrodynamic activity is positively correlated with adrenal surges as I scrub the dishes in connection with a visceral urge to camouflage oneself within a predatory setting as a means to stalk the prey or as a means to confuse predators who thus then to be unable to perceive the lubricating agent gradient as applied for the purpose of eliminating adhesive particles as this is decreased.

We. Don't. Know.

The lubricating substance is merely a protective phase of physical substantantiation in as much as it preserves the general consilidation of otherwise eroding subtantiation of juxtaposing natures presented as differentated numerations within the mathematical context of definition as applied within the terms of physio-chemical degradation.

We. Don't. Know.

Why is ceramic not ceramic? Why is glass not glass? Why is metal not metal?

We. Don't. Know.

It is an abomination and a sin to discover it.

Why is numeric interpretation of any significance at all within the context of getting to know of Eve's unquestional morals and keen sense fidelity?

We. Don't. Know.

Why are my remarks mysognistic, patronizing and denigrading.

We. Don't. Know.

Why am I not spellchecking this bitch?

We. Don't know.

Why is the Holy Land wartorn and Catholic Latin America a pile of cultural debris and a sea of prostitution?

We. Don't. Know.

What will I be drinking today?

Orange Juice or Fruit punch most likely.

Thank you for asking.

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