Man I LOVE cats, they're not submissive like dogs, they're RUDE, IN YOUR FACE, and BRUTALLY HONEST...

>Man I LOVE cats, they're not submissive like dogs, they're RUDE, IN YOUR FACE, and BRUTALLY HONEST. You could feed a cat for years and it would just as easily walk away from you like it never knew you. That's so boss.
>What do you mean those are not desirable traits in a pet?
>No no, you're missing the point, they have a PERSONALITY, they're just like me :)

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I look like this and say this, generally.

Oh boy a schizo thread

nice jak' my good sir!

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yes unironically. dog owners are just like their pets: loud, annoying, smelly

>WWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHH WAAA WAAA WWAHHHHH BOOMER! PILLS HERE! ALRIGHT, LETS DO IT... GRABBIN' SOME PILLS! OW AH OWW YOU SHOT ME!!!! TAAAAAAANK

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How gay do you have to be to care about this shit?

what if i like both?

not bad but you forgot to mention the eating cat shit and getting brain controlled

this was the funniest post i've seen today

Based, cat owners are faggots

Gonna cry?

wHAT

>Oh boy a schizo thread

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>Gonna cry?

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There's no such thing as bi-pettual. You can't unrub a belly.

sweet a skitzo thread

Wait please don't wojak me. This isn't fair!

Hehehehe

all animals are gay except my dog and my neighbours' cat that died couple years ago (they bought new cats since but these are gay and stupid)

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heh nice thread jak spammer. im sure it will get tons of replies in this board where it belongs

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5 cats invaded my house through a hole in the floor help