What is the best lubricant for standing desks?

What is the best lubricant for standing desks?

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cum

Holy kek
White lithium grease

Jet fuel

WD-40, as god intended

Jet fuel cant melt steel beams

Foot cream, because if you use a standing desk long enough, your feet are gonna be fucked.

lard

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Lanox, or your countries' equivalent lanolin-based lubricant.

I thought this would be the first reply. I wasn't disappointed

Not a lubricant

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I think these use a lead screw mechanism so the best would be Teflon based dry lubricant

Silicon oil.

Lose some weight and standing all day won't be a problem.

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5w-40

as god intended

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80w90 ATF

Bad DragonĀ® Cum Lube

durex

standing all day sucks whether you're 150 lbs or 500 lbs. don't be a contrarian.

10w30 lawnmower oil.