How can I k1ll myself without pain and easily?

How can I k1ll myself without pain and easily?

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buy nitrogen tank, 200l, close yourself in car, bathroom, small container with the tank, open it (slowly! it's under presure!). go to sleep in the next 10-20 minutes and never wake up. Human body can't detect nitrogen. good luck!

shotty

Buy a nuke and nuke yourself... worked for me.

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Where does one get a nuke? Asking for a friend.

buy a Any Forums pass

try lsd before

Done that already

Im not in the states, getting a gun here is expensive and dificult

Stop being a faggot. Maybe get some powerful sedative thatll stop your heart and make you breathe slower and slower until you die.
Idk man, If someone knows the answer post it cause Ill need ot

Dont know how to gat nitrogen :/

Sedatives in my country are kinda expensive and also you cant buy good ones without a medical order

Lol

Being too poor for sleepin pills

Cant kms cos rent is due in 2 days

Awesome

Ok si but charcoal, then put it in a hot frying pan and enjoy death by carbone monoxyde.

It has no smell and its painless.

Head on railroad track

get a job and be a usefull member of society, that would surely kill you user!

Heroin. Find a homeless guy/junkie and ask him can he score some h for the two of you, obviously there's a huge chance he's not going to come back so promise him if he comes back with your fix you'll give him extra money for helping you out. Now just shoot that entire bag of heroin in one go straight into your arm. You will die peacefully in absolute bliss, or at worst in the hospital after being narcaned so do it where noone will be able to find you for a while. This is always my go to plan if I ever want to take the easy way out. Best wishes user.

Gonna try that

My family gets a gigantic due from the state if I do that

U just don't know the right ppl.. I guess it's how I dress+my tattoos because someone just last month came up and offered to sell me a literal fucking beast of a colt45.. ur gonna die, so who cares if it's dirty

...but suicide is for pussies. Last time I was gonna end it I just took 9g of mushrooms and that straightened me right the fuck out ':D

Almost had an od last week, but it wasnt enough, but thanks is my plan for the moment

Fuck dont kys dude
Talk about your problems instead

So? Of youre killing yourself obviously you dont care about how it will effect your family. They are also most likely going to pay for a funeral.

>LARP
ur literally fuckn 12 lmao, give a junkie money for enough H to kill u and I can guarantee you'll never see him again

Not OP but god I would love to try shrooms. My new gf says she can get me some, I'm excited

Chickenshit. Life is hard. Sack up and deal with it.

Oh look another zoomer with poor mental health, confused about which gender they are, and small dicked, wanting to kill himself, but refusing all methods available to him

Shrooms are really good tou should try them

Dont hace anyone to do that, also dont know what it my problem