If I slap your sister's ass, you won't do shit

If I slap your sister's ass, you won't do shit.

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I'll seduce your mother and fuck her brains out. cook breakfast naked baby boy style listening to some 102.1fm full blast waking ur zoomer ass up

102.1fm doesn't exist in Mother Russia. You won't do shit.

I would take away your step-stool so you couldn't do it again.

MY sister? Take her, she's all yours.

If I slap your ass, you won't do shit.

good luck getting into america.

PS, nice abs by the way. If 'tub-o-lard' Trump looked more fit, maybe he would have gotten a few more votes.

I would actually blame my sister for infringing on your hands lebensraum

I'll stand on my tippy toes and do it again twice as hard.

Good boy. Good diplomat.

You don't have the strength in your wrist.

She'll be sent to Mother Russia.

Wise.

Not from your underground bunker you're hiding in pussy

From your mother's basement.

I'm into it anyway

That's not the point. The point is that I will do it, and you won't do anything about it.

This frail pussy is too afraid to even get close to another human being without rigorous covid testing.

This faggot isn't doing shit

>tds
YIKES

>too afraid to even get close to another human being without rigorous covid testing.

Your sister will be tested for covid, quarantined if necessary, and then she will have her ass slapped.

That's ironic since the pres of Ukraine ran away at the first sign of trouble. Now he's showing you vids he recorded a week ago while he's sipping vodka martinis in the safety of bidens white house bunker.

Ol' sleepy dementia joe will do anything to protect his friends and secrets, who knew?

The point is imma fap to it later like the fucking basement dweller I am

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holy wild tinfoil speculation, Batman!

Post sister now.

i will cut you off SWIFT

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>speculation
It's a fact you retard. Biden has to protect his "assets" including the president that he installed there. Zelensky the Nazi has been killing people in Donbass for years, and knows that when Russia takes Kiev he would he forced to answer for his egregious human rights violations.

Trust me.
He's long gone.

any sources to go with that tub of festering bullshit that you call "a fact"?

If you haven't been paying attention for the last 10 years then idk what to tell you