Could you punch Weird Al for $1,000,000?

Could you punch Weird Al for $1,000,000?

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No way, man. Al is the best man the world has ever known. How bloody dare you!?!

Well, he is a Jew, so.....

I’d punch that asshat for free

I'd do it for free.

Same, too much respect for that legend.

Yeah of course. You didn't say how hard I have to punch him or where. I'll give him a light punch in the arm and ask him to hook me up with concert tickets. Might even throw him 10k to open the concert with Attack of the Radioactive Hamster From a Planet Near Mars

Naw man. You gotta full on bust his face open. Give it your all punch.

Yeah, but I'd split the money with him later.

What this guy said. Weird Al is a national treasure.

Nope, not worth it.

Hmm. Tough call. On one hand, Al is one of the few humans remaining on this planet actually worth a shit... on the other, a million dollars...

You know what, yeah, I think I'd be able to; but I'd refuse to actually punch him anywhere where he'd be genuinely hurt by it, and I'd give it all away to worthy charities. That's the only way it'd worth the sin of attacking a fucking chad like him.

Would go gay for him in a heartbeat.

meds, immediately
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Even though he's a kike I still love him. I would still punch him for 1,000,000 dollars though.

Absolutely. His is the lowest form of comedy and is only enjoyed by boomers with a shit sense of humour

id ask him to punch me first so i'd feel like it was justified

bc i love Al but i need the money and if Al knew my situation he would probably agree i need the money and would most likely wanna help a Any Forumsrother out

You must be a zoomer shit heel that thinks anyone over 30 is a boomer.

>zoomer
Nope, he's just garbage

no, but would suck him tho

>humour
Lol, opinion immediately discarded

a million? id punch that jew for 100 dollars.

But he made fun of busta rhymes. I can't.