So I have an opportunity to buy a nice property not far from where I live. Catch is I need about 50k to do it...

So I have an opportunity to buy a nice property not far from where I live. Catch is I need about 50k to do it. Will consider mildly illegal avenues.

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>Get a job at Walmart.
>Work 7 years and save 50,000$
>Get small retirement fund.
>Check real estate prices,
>500,000$ for same plot of land
>Become an hero
>??????
>Profit

Have you considered sucking cocks? This is a fun easy thing you can do today to make money. It requires no degree or certification, you can do it on your own schedule, and best of all you can make money.

Yeah at what, 50$/pop if I'm lucky.
So I'd only have to gargle about a thousand dicks. Not that desperate.

Sounds about right. But working at Wal Mart would barely cover my current expenses.

>take out loan
>buy plot
>grow weed on it (about 30-35 plants spread out over 1-3 growing seasons should do)
>sell weed at a 3$/g margin
>pay back loan

Yeah, I am looking into the loans and it is not looking too promising with my income. But, weed is legal here and do intend to grow anyway.

honestly man, as long as your not a dumbass about it and do your research...

ive been making about 12000 euros a year the last 3 years from growing about 8 plants in my garden

Borrow from your family, 50k is nothing

I've grown a few years in the past here on other people's property and it's legal to grow here, just not legal to sell on the black market still.

I literally don't have family, both of my parents are dead and the rest of whatever family I did have has been distancing for quite a long time now.

This is why you Westerners will lose, you place no value on unity and family. If you did you would have made sure to maintain ties with your extended family

Yeah, it's my fault they all moved away before I was 10. Also my fault my parents are dead.

Everyone's savings right now are going to become worthless, fuck the USD....invest in gold or silver or any other sure thing other than crypto

Hard assets are always a better bet. But saving for 10+ years probably wouldn't be enough to buy a decent blank property.

If you had gumption you would have sold them on staying. There are plenty of kids in my country who have jobs selling newspapers at that age, all you had to do was make a compelling sales pitch

I'll give you $100 to suck my cock. I know you've thought about it stoner boy

This. OP is a fail at life.

That may have worked 20+ years ago or more recently in a rural county...but it's difficult to plan for something like that earning min wage. Real estate values fluctuate, land is in high demand, USD faces inflation...so you lose a fair amount of the value of the cash in your savings account (essentially working for free for thousands of dollars). When you finally save enough money, sacrificing doing the things you enjoy, only to find out you're still poor and can't own land.

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Why would I? They are all dead beat meth junkies in and out of prison. Seems like I'm the only one left alive who isn't.

I need me a weed mommy like that.

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