This is an Andy Sixx and Corey Harrison poo party. If you are on our side, you are welcome to join, but if not...

im with corey but NOT andy

93% of people like you
take their phone when they go to the loo
why would you read all that sh-tty news
if you can have a good laugh while you poo?

happy poo
happy poo
happy poo
happy poo

it´s my fav- fav time of the day
let it all out, push that chilli away
laughing till you sh-t yourself treats your enzymes
you’ll hit the loo many many more times

stock markets might be all falling down
politicians everywhere treat me like a clown
the world sometimes starts flushing down on you
so, take your phone and join my -ss dance crew

happy poo
happy poo
happy poo
happy poo

call it what you want: launch torpedoes, drop a load
cut a monkey’s tail, sail away that boat
drop the waste of your truck, cut some rope…
bottom line is: happy p–ping is dope

you happy poo, i happy poo
models, popes, and monarchists? they should do it too
if leaders from the past had done a happy poo
we might had avoided world war two
i´ve eaten a lot, my tummy is pain
such great news, here´s the loo again
trump this, putin that – get ready for the next act
brexit, exit -say h-llo to the next hit
p–ping is pleasure. p–ping gets me going on
so, toilet seat p-ssengers, put your sh-tbelts on
those who don’t need cleaning and those who need a lot
unwashed hands in the air and happy poo along!

Winky Winky Bum Bum Poo Poo Titty Titty
Winky Winky Bum Bum Pooooo

Nipple nipple, boll sacks, hairy, hairy bum
??. Winky Winky###
?..is fun

Stick your finger up your butt
Winky Winky Bum Bum Poo Poo Titty Titty
Winky Winky Bum Bum Pooooo

Nipple nipple, boll sacks, hairy, hairy bum
??. Winky Winky

Basedest thread on the board right now? Basedest thread on the board right now.

Grow up, E.

When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
When you climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!
when your running from the police
and you feel that anal grease
diarrhea diarrhea
when your sitting in your chevy
and your pants feel heavy
Diarrhea diarrhea
When your sitting on the commode
and your butt starts to explode
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!
When you wake up early in the mournin'
Your spinchter starts explodin'
That's diarrhea! diarrhea!
if you're sitting in the pool
and you feel something cool
diarrhea diarrhea
when your crap starts to turn red
and you wish that you were dead
diarrhea diarrhea
When your exploding into the bowl
and there's nothing left on the roll
oh shit..diarrhea! diarrhea!
When you're runnin' down the hall,
and you feel something fall,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you eat your favorite dish,
and you feel something squish.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Just when you turn the page,
your bowels start to rage,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you jump and do a flip,
but you feel something drip.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.

discord tranny

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MOVE
out of my way
i gotta go to the bathroom
you gotta move
i gotta poop
i gotta poop
i gotta poop
i gotta poop
i gotta poop
MOVE
my belly hurts so bad
and now i got a cut and a stab
Ah fuck
i let a little out
HURRY
get out of the bathroom
i gotta fucking shit so hard
MOVE
i gotta poop
you really need to move
GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM
MOOOOVE
I GOTTA FUCKING POOP

After a long period of spitting your shitty brapples
Your first order of shitness is to drag me to this crapple
So allow me to drop shits ‘gainst your eat-it-all prattle
And after this deuce, try not to cry to your toilet cattle!!!
Put down the pog plunger and listen to this
If you knew how to fucking wipe i wouldn’t get pissed
Toilet paper running thin, and you’re still trying to grin
But go ahead and use your hand, throw it into the trash bin

eah, i brap sometimes, now that is some true shit
But let’s be real; it ain’t funny with you poop, bitch
A complete and utter shitstacle, your rapping makes me shitstickle
eah, i brap sometimes, now that is some true shit
But let’s be real; it ain’t funny with you poop, bitch
A complete and utter shitstacle, your rapping makes me shitstickle
t was you that kickstarted my ass, that’s right
But i took your sink and washed my hands, aight
Yeah, i cracked a fart on you back when i was in charge
Cause you kept shitting around like a piece of discharge
I was the one that brought the shit to the toilet, ya follow me?
Get it through your ass that people subbed for quantity, not quality
I’ll continue quickly shitting, while you struggle to let one out
So fuck you, fuck you, and uh fuck you
Holy fuck! lotta shit! did you even really try?
So much effortlessness you can’t even manage to wipe
Try to act tough and fearless but did you forget
Who was there everytime in your life you took a shit?
Pooped me over, said hell with it, you’re selfish
You wasted your wipes went to fame and tried to sell it
I’m finished with this flushed-up hypocritical chum
So crap for once try to get your damn job done

Poop, stop your gloop
You said the same sloop, yesterdayoop
And it hadn’t even been relevant the past year
You ass here, that’s what your braps sound like
You asked what i shit of it? didn’t ya?
Don’t worry i’ll dump and reflush the toilet to fix it up
Which is what i’m doin’ when you think
I’m screwin’ around, proshitterbating, and
Poopin’ a round, masterwasting
I could do your job better than you when my ass is off track
Sedated! and you say you the crapper who made this?
What a fib, what a lonely shit
Who’s only pissed cause he knows
Poop and i co-owned. we shits with no bitch
So we spent our time moldin and sculptin it
Loathed in the poop process man it was so lit
Then you came in and took a shit all over it!
That statement is bullcrap, like a poopy pooppoopyin
Did pretty much nothing, yet claimed that you were shitting it
And after our poop, you wasted quite fast
Went from okay flow into crapper rap! (brap!)
Pretty ironic shit talks about crappers doing nothing
And owning it; you self awaste or something?
Should’ve known these shitters would fuck my legacy up
Now bow down to your crap daddy; give this cock a suck
Poop? i’ve already flushed his poop in
In 20 shit-teen by a landslide, it was poop-shit
Mm, he flushed it, and i’ll do it again to shit something
Like his fans do his work for him and they’re paid in umm shit!!

You think your shitlevance breaks out being in this crew?
I mean, fuckin’ hell, you’re pooping more than i do
A shit joke? you tried, bro, bein’ something you’re not
With your equals pee rip-offs and your poopin’-viewin’ robots
To be poopin’ zoopin’ everytime that i see ya
At least you’re a good wiper, jk bazinga!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shit you both now, that’s what i’m about bro
I got the final word in, so now crap roll the outro
BBBBRRRRAAAPPPP
Erbshittery, you inspired erbopooptoons
But it’s clear, this shitsa is more talented than all of you
Even though you are poops, you guys are not very clean
So prepared to be dissed by this shit-dropping-teen
You guys are shitting, got many fans watching to cry
When poop was pissed for not playing cawthon
It’s so bullshit how i bust my ass to bring quality droppings
In my toilet and i’m outshitted by this shit that no one wanted
Poop smells bad, in this shit duel, i’ll kill yo
I’m pooping you out worse than your shit-covered dildo
Shit says i’m “wanted for free poop stars” that can’t spit one
At least they can respond unlike dookie, poopie, and, dung
No need to be a shitbag about this battle
Claim that i’m shit? well let’s look at all three of your crapples
Crappy poopies aren’t tasty, crappypastas are lazy
And your shittyshits series is the reason i’m crazy

IT'S SLIDDIN' BABY!

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I need Andy's fart in my mouth, and I need his logs in my fucking throte. Do you all understand me?

Call ‘em shit all you want, but shat, we’re not the same, g
Without us, you’d be pooping with shitcob on the count of three
You already know i’m right, don’t go ask for a reflush
Cause i’m pooping you faster than the poop vs shit rerun
our poop is distasteful, i’m astonished at the waste you’ve licked
I could do better than you when i was flushed down a toilet
The hate when i poop, but ooh, feceeees
You have an ass and still make filthy poop jokes, like ya butt
Off-shit-flow is what you’re known fo, oh no
If a shit face-off is what you want then let’s go
Tryna step to me will make you wanna shit again later
Unscripted shitses i’ll dump like all your money from toilet paper
Fuck you, feces, with your gall to call us pussies
Crying like a little crap while you and shit are playing poopsies
Starting bullshit with the poop, then he races when i poop in
The attitude comes with two asses and two chins
Yeah, no shit i fucked up, but let’s look at your shitstakes
Lost a girl cause you hid behind a fake toilet? nice job mate
Bow down to your new prince, don’t mistake me for shitshit
It’s best to get back to your bathroom you shit for, bitch!
Hey, fucking stooooop, and add me back
Call an erbpoopemedic! these butt buddies are flushed
Looks like i’ve shitten the poop spot, yeah, that’s all, bruh

Sorry about that dung, but all your bullshit makes me smile
You know staying out of your toilet isn’t really in my style
Began as a stain in the toilet, but now my poop comes to fruition
Flushing you fanmade shits to end captain defacation’s mission
Was brought here from poop’s funeral and it still makes me hostile
Considering after three shits, it still smells awful!
I’ve tried to lend you all some wipes but i’m a loss at what to say
When half you babies lose your shit because i poop the wrong way
When everyone makes my dung a chore
It’s a good thing i’m use to poopie lore
Cause all your whiny shit could make a guy’s shit crack
From poop.com to caca’s crap
Your shitty groups and poopie wars
But yeah sure i’m the caca whore
So go ahead and shit and moan some more
I’ve already heard all of your dung before
All of this bullshit’s why i’m here to shit this
Been rapping out dipshits since before i used shitstrips
But i gotta give you some credit shit, cause you know
I cancelled poopie-pee but your series is more flushed down the hole
Poop, i’m gonna be shit, no, not the kind you eat
Not everything revolves around you and your shitstains are weak
My poopspective of you, it got a little bit shitty
When you dipped out to get titties in liberty city
Feces, your early shits were really damn painful
Excrement’s almost as anal as shit and poop are shitsal
Dung, everything that comes out of your ass just sounds dumb
Fuck this, i’d rather listen to crap’s doodie poopblum

Ya know, without the diarrhea, me and shit’s troll there
Erbobruh would be absolutely fucking nowhere
And yet i’m disshitted, despite all of the crap i do
Why’d i even shit out this verse? you’re probably gonna flush it too
It’s quite the shame you’ve let my shits go to waste
I’d think someone who understands poop would run this place
And don’t think my use of fat pogs and chungus mats is lame, g
Don’t forget, i had diarrhea before it was mainstream
I’ve torn the toilet down by the hairs on my shitty shit
Shit, it’s clear i win, i’ve flush you all into oblivion
Alert alert my feces buzzer’s gone berserk
When i face the shittiest diarrhea to call themselves mature
My content’s all shitsansational, but your channels are pooped, for
You call yourselves shitsen but can’t even take a pooper!
Despite my shit nuggetbase, i know you’re envious of me
But even i cannot unflush a dead shitmunity
And as the greater shitter i’ll actually release a turd
With 1,013 reasons you leave plumbers concerned
That’s it, you poopy poops, you’ll pay for your crimes against my art form
Pushing the shitagory further while you’re damned to just the sorshit norm
I’ve got your seven shits in hand, you just need to flush the waste
Leave you six feet underpoop, and that’s on poop of a based

By the way, don’t forget to support me on toilet.com

That’s enough you cunts brap is back from the dead
And i’ve been listening to every single shit that you’ve said
This needs to end. we have to stop this poop
Because right now this battle feels even longer than a very long poop
What started as a small shitbute has transformed
Into a brap empire, farturating more and more
Think about it, just look at how far we’ve shit
Our poops and craps, since we sat on the toliet
We were just shits in the fart, way before we brapped a fart
Poop, crap and shit, you were there from the start
You shat out the seed, our toilet, this bathroom
Will never leave our asses, it means the world to me
For half a decade, we’ve been doing the same thing, yo
That's why this battle is a poopaphor for us smelling gross
‘cause it’s our childhood, and i know that it's scary
But we’ll move on together! we’re forever a shitaily
And no matter all the poops, shits and craps that occur
Just remember that we’ll never truly flush each other
Because one day when we’re grown up and settled with families, yuh
We’ll look back and think of erbobruh
And remember a piece of shit, all that won’t diminish
Because this poop is still growing and won’t ever be shitished
We all have our farts, so let’s accept that and end this
Remember why this all started, everything is for our friendshit!

Markiplier’s stream of piss:
I think you’re forgetting someon-
(toilet gets flushed)