B help what the fuck is in my ear

B help what the fuck is in my ear

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maaaan, id fuck that...

What le fuck

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Looks like roach eggs. Do you have a match? Light it and stick it in there.

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Get ear oil at pharmacy

And one of those 3D-waterdrop shaped squirter things

Big bowl of warm water

Over the sink

Start squirting

Or maybe go to the doctor

Do not put a lit match into your ear

just go see an ENT to get it taken care of

I saw this pic on reddit months ago

You appear to be possessed.

Pray.

What’s the bowl of warm water for

satan

Go to a pharmacy to get it removed

Unironically this.

Squirting into your ear after you've let the oil sit for at least 20 minutes

Squirting again and again

Do this to rinse out earwax every 4-7 months

>what the fuck is in my ear

WELL

TAKE THAT SHIT OUT AND FIND OUT YOURSELF, FUCKIN IDIOT
YOU GOTTA CLEAN UR EARS EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE

don't need to shout
he can't hear you anyway

probbly not with that amount fecal matter in his ear

ITT im a fucking idiot for not cleaning my ears

Go get your ears checked in the ER asap. As someone with long-term ruptured eardrum i'm very conscious with the ear. Looks like you contracted wormholes in your eardrum which dug through it and might reach your hypothalamus and become a parasite in the brain

Haha. Ya.

Terrible larp

ear oil? is that real? the doctor used a peroxide solution i think. just mostly water and a syringe. ya people often smash their earwax down further into their ear. you can fuck your shit up. I didnt notice i couldnt hear until they cleaned it. (i had some kind of ear trauma) they warned me it could make me sick. I didnt understand until they started squirting. i got so damn dizzy. dont fuck with your ears. no q-tips!