Slipped and fell down icy steps today

wait everybody! this guy posted! be sure to read it!

I'd fuck tbh

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derm resident here. no these are abrasions and did not break through the dermal/epidermal junction (going from the outermost grouping of skin layers to the next). you're gonna be fine but don't pick at them.

to clarify anything that passes that point (i.e. you are fucking up more than epidermis, the outer layers of skin) scars. you're good

OP why are you fully naked for this photo?

Doctor here OP. Those wounds are 100% breaks in the epidermal junction and will leave HUGE scars. The only way to prevent it is to send me money to cure you

hhhhhnnnnnng

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hmmm. you look like you could be a cop. are you a cop?

Okay. Thank you for the explanation.
My friend wanted to see what happened.
It isn't very visible in the pic but my right butt cheek got scraped too.

> spends hours working out
> spends even more time crying online because they slipped on the stairs like a toddler

How am I crying? I only asked if it would leave scars?

I'm not a cop. What makes you think I look like one?

yeaahh, your a cop. i can just tell. if im wrong then im wrong. but im willing to bet i can even tell you the city, and your wifes name, even your daughter.

I'm interested in the guesses. Do I look like someone you know? I'm 23, single, no children, and work at a grocery store.