How did you lose your virginity? Greentext it because I want to jerk off to it

She was a 43 yo guy by the way

I've shared it before but my first sex was with a married 40something mom that i met in WoW of all places. I was 16.
I lived in Oregon, she was in Seattle. We talked a lot, then she finally drove to meet at my folks place while i skipped class.
she ghosted me afterwards which felt horrible but made sense: its not like we were gonna have this long distance affair, she had a good life, kids, husband, etc.
Anyhow:
>2007ish, meet druid
>we quest and level together
>join same guild and have same playing times
>asks me to talk voice one day, holy shit its a female
>we get along great, start chatting nearly daily
>at first she's like a mentor, helping me talk to this girl i like at school, then it turns sexual
>we start having regular phone sex which is basically her talking dirty while i jack off
>this goes in phases where she cuts it out and feels guilty - she has a good marriage and has cool kids but she says she has a crush on me
>she quits WoW, says we should stop talking, i feel shitty
>month passes, she calls me in middle of night, says she's been fighting with her husband and wants to know if i want to meet up
>holy shit yes i do.
>i leave for class and double back, avoid parents leaving, pace around my living room and take two showers, so nervous
>she shows up at noon with a six pack of beer
>chubby but pretty, amazing tits, very soccer mom'ish
>we chat awkwardly, smoke some weed, she asks to see my room and makes a big production about stripping slowly and giving me head
>i think i'm in heaven
>we drink, smoke more, talk, she climbs onto me and fucks my brains out, literally saying she loves me as i cum inside her
>she logs onto my wow character and its surreal to watch this naked woman sitting at my desk and commenting on my keybinds
>we fuck several more times and she kind of coaches me, keeps calling me her good boy, she uses my shower, gives me very deep romantic kiss and takes off
>get my "not you its me" email later that evening, never talk to her again

>be me
>9 months ago
>being new in a small town
>tired of jerkingoff
>I have like $6 in my pocket
>decide to go look for street whores
>take several walks around the corner
>I see a woman,
50 yeas old, homeless, sitting at a bus stop
>I don't know whether to go or not
>to hell
>I wait for her in a nearby park
>10 minutes later
>she walks towards me
>I say 'how are you? do you have money?'
>she says no
>I suggest her fuck for $6
>she immediately agrees
>green light, great
>we go behind a public stadium
>I start to get excited, sweaty
>pulls down his pants
>I fuck her like 5 minutes (with a condom)
>she has a little orgasm
>I see my condom stained with blood
>I retire asap

That was my first experience with a vagina, a pussy is a pussy.

She was a pedo. She was not interested in WoW, she was only interested in raping little children

> be me, in college
> finally got a 2/10 GF
> she asks me to get her virginity
> im also a virgin fap addict.
> went to a brothel to lose mine first and learn how to do the sex
> couldnt get hard with the prostitute, the hole isnt that tight, i cant cum ,condom feels weird. she gets mad and leaves before i finish.

> get other prostitute, i managed to get hard but she got bored also, asked her if i could at least fap there.

> after some days , time to have sex with gf.
> cant get hard.
> after kissing for a while finally got hard, ask her to suck it , finally its ready
> stick it in.
> i see blood on dick, she ok.
> got excited and started moving as fast as i can like they do on porn
> icame once 5 mins and called it a day. she was expecting it to be 3 hours or some shit.

tfw i enjoy more fap than sex

>be 14
>meet girl in waiting room of psychiatrist office my mom dragged me to
>hang out
>fugg a week later
>take condom off to hurry and finish because she was getting picked up
>came inside her
>got what I wanted and bitch was legit insane so stop answering her calls
>have to unplug the phone for like a week
>about a year and a half later she calls out of the blue and says she had a kid
>"oh that's cool"
>never talk to her again
>see her at the taco bell drive through a few years ago but she didnt recognize me
And that's the story of how I probably have a kid somewhere and never paid a penny in child support. I miss the pre social media days.

>She was a pedo
...so?

>pedo vibes

>be 12, male
>be gay
>have bf, 16
>he has a stay at home mom so we can't mess around at his place
>mess around at my place late at night in the garage
>our routine was I get him wet with my mouth, then he gets my butt wet with his mouth, then I bend over the hood of my mom's car

So you should both get arrested

4 years old at a sleepover. Woke up to the older neighbor kid giving me head. Various other humping and oral sex with neighbor girls over the years. We didn't really know what we were doing.

If child molestation doesn't count, then when I was 18. Met some Italian girl named Stacy. She had just graduated high school. Her Mom and Dad went to Florida for the summer, she had the house all alone. She saw me at work one day, she was with a friend who was dating a guy I worked with. She asked my friend to introduce us. That weekend went to her place. Got intensely drunk for the first time. She led me upstairs to her room, got undressed in front of me, then helped me out of my clothes. I fingered then ate her out. Then we fucked in missionary. I came in 30 seconds, but surprised I kept an erection so I kept going. Then she mounted me, I came again. There was a thunderstorm that developed during that time. Lightning mostly. The rain pattering on the window. It was pretty magical.

Were you ok with that or did he pressure you into it?

>So you should both get arrested
wait, why me?

Loved it. We did it minimum 5 times a week until he turned 18. Unfortunately for us the age gap was too big for the romeo and juliet law to protect us, so we had a sad but mutually agreed on break up.