I have such a pathetic little penis i wish i could just man up to kill myself

i have such a pathetic little penis i wish i could just man up to kill myself

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Do it then

Your penis is so small you cant receive a blowjob?

Little penises are my favorite kind.

>t.some dude

ok how?

i mean i guess i can..

no..

well obviously, no woman or anyone with a pussy would actually say this

>no woman
Were you not here for that slut earlier today? She was waxing poetic about little dicks because her gag reflex was so shitty they were the only ones she could throat

why does that even matter? fuck some dumb bunny and ejaculate.

why is everyone so insecure about their bodies nowadays?

no i wasnt but in reality it sounds like she wishes she could suck big dick but she physically can't

doesn't mean anyone would ever put my pathetic dick in their mouth unless i paid them, but even then..

no one would ever want to touch my dick

i mean im just looking at the biological reality- medically speaking someone like me shouldn't engage in sexual intercourse or even consider reproducing

that means girls can deepthroat you and anal is not a big deal

use this to your advantage.

Hit
1d6 = 5 damage

The Dwarves are qued up.

fucking hell man I love porn filth as much as anyone on this board but even if I had a micro dick I still wouldn't kill myself over it. You can still live and enjoy things for yourself

I'm literally only 6 inches

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>only 6 inches
you know that's on the larger side of average, right?

you'd probably fail at suicide just like you failed at everything else

you mean a woman said things men might want to hear?
no way!

6 is a decent size
with the right techniques you can make it look much bigger in pics and videos
i see you've had a lot of practice at that

you know the penis size studies were debunked right?
turns out they were conducted by dicklets who skewed their data and lowered the average by 1.5 inches. Real average is closer to 7.

how long is it? bonus points if you include girth measurement

makes sense- i probably have one of the smallest most pathetic boners of most women's entire sexual history

yeah it's true.. sad thing is i won't kill myself when it's probably my only option

ikr..

im too disgusted to measure my dick..