Any Forums D&D: Viking edition
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>>>RULES31-60 = Succeed Medium check/fail
>61-90 = Succeed Difficult check/fail
>91-00 = Succeed Legendary check/fail
3. For the sake of DM's sanity, no more than 2 characters may exist at one time.
The "cuckman" character is the default.
A second character may be introduced as narrative/ your roll allows.
4. A dead character may not be resurrected unless I say so.
>>>> WORLD BUILDING
All player characters kill themselves.
Rape the first thing I see.
Use time travel to turn Earth into a matriarchy.
All human life on Earth has been turned female. 40 percent commit suicide. Including this guy but he/she/it had already started previous to the transformation.
Cuckman arrives in a random city. He doesn't bother asking anyone what city he is in, he just sees pussy everywhere and grabs the closet one, a fatty. Cuckman then drags her into an alley.
Give all primates Stands.
Put lots of money into the fatty's pussy and leave.
???
Cuckman savagely rips the fat woman's clothes off and pins her against a wall. He crams his cock up her ass and cooms within 30 seconds. Having just left a time period hundreds of years ago, all the money he has on his is in gold coins. He shoves 500 lbs of gold up her snatch and she waddles away, the gold was only a 10 percent increase in mass.
Not yet satisfied, Cuckman returns to the street looking for something else to fuck.
>all the money he has on his is in gold coins
his=him
Invent DnD.
Cuckman uses his time travel ability to go back and invent DnD before some other faggot does. Cuckman comes back to present day to collect his money. He is now rich, but all the money smells like really bad body odor and chicken tendies.
Find the party run up to them do a flip, don't elaborate leave.
Cuckman finds the nearest group of rapeable women and walks up to them. He does a flip, which is met with ohhs and ahhs. He proceeds to rape them one by one, doing a flip each time.
Cuckman wanders around looking for his next adventure.
Satan rises from the ground in front of Cuckman. "We have unfinished business," he says.
Cuckman replies, "Ah-ha! I was ready for you this time!"
>What cunning plan does Cuckman have? Roll something good.
First edition barbarian here
I call upon my barbarian hoarde to take on the Vikings!
The horde approaches. They see that everyone on this planet is female. They get distracted, and a fuck fest ensues. The only vikings left on the planet are cringy reddit wannabes, they are busy fucking each other on reddit.
Cuckman grows a second penis and another arm, so he can always have a hand on his penis, whilst having two hands and a penis free for his liking.
Cuckman reveals his extra appendages. Satan is visibly frightened.
Cuckman jacks off both his dicks, whilst simultaneously sticking his 3rd fist into his asshole. Cuckman then makes Satan into a boat, and travels to Norway across the hellish semen seas to larp as a viking only to beat up minorities.
Roll for Cuckman to rape the women back into men, so he can rape them too.
I was rolling for me :( but maybe we can combine rolls to rape men too.