reminder that you are a bonifide subhuman if you don't use a bidet
Reminder that you are a bonifide subhuman if you don't use a bidet
Carson Thomas
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Nathaniel White
That's one of only a few things that I miss abut the land of the japs.
Jacob Williams
wet wipes nigger
Luis Sullivan
i prefer to lick a dirty pussy clean , i even eat my own creampies too , how subhuman is that . a real man like myself loves the taste of a dirty salty pussy and the smell keeps making my dick hard ,
Brody Reyes
Sheets of material with chemicals one them, hmmmmmmmm grrrrreat.
I'm sure they are perfectly safe and won't give anyone cancer or kill the gut bacteria, I must go buy a bunch of them.
Camden Collins
>wet wipes
you fucking neanderthal
Caleb Moore
Yeah it is gross, even Canadians don’t use em. I kinda like it, tho, I’m a real gross dude. But tbh I do wipe my ass with wet toilet paper 3x at least.
A eurofag once said it best, “if you get poop on your hand, do you wipe it off, or wash it off?”
I love my gf’s smelly stinker. I don’t like my stinker being dirty Bc it feels weird
Isaiah Watson
My life chand forever with a bidet. I'm a cripple who has my wife wipe my butthole with baby wipes after I take a dump. Now I can do that for myself with the remote control. It gave me a little piece of dignity and independence that most people neglect or don't appreciate the fact that one accident or bad genes, and you're in the disabled class. If it wasn't for Vietnam War veterans we would not have the Americans with Disabilities Act.
Jack Parker
that's not a bidet, this is
Austin Foster
>likes the feeling of jizz sprayed on his asshole
Faggot commie.
Jordan Cook
what the fuck is this shit
Grayson Brooks
cope harder faggot im not letting the robo-toilet shoot a super soaker at my asshole and you're gay for letting it
Parker Long
what about sticking your finger into your ass to scoop the poop out with a wetwipe ?
Lucas Gomez
this separates men from animals
Liam Jackson
That is a real bidet, the other thing is just a straw that spray water in a toilet.
Elijah Kelly
>kill the gut bacteria
No one shoves the wet wipe 20 inches up into their colon, you complete fucking retard.
Julian Wilson
Who said that they did, my little jew?
Adrian Gonzalez
Jackson Turner
>shit on the bidet
>now youre just washing your ass with shit water
Good job, commies.
Gavin Stewart
He never faped while a jet stream of water at match 3 is hitting the good spots
Jackson Bailey
>toilet
>faggots thinks its a bidet
look at this retarded here
Benjamin Lee
This
Charles Roberts
if you have ever had sex in water you would know that water makes a terrible lub , jacking is okay wet , its not easy to get inside a pussy in a lake or river , i have still done it but not my choice or idea of fun
Camden Collins
Friendly reminder that bidets are used ti clean ur feets not ur disgusting assholes you disgusting faggots, I don't even want to imagine the smell of ur bidet
Jace Baker
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Carson Wright
As an user who has never used a bidet:
Wouldn't it just leave you with a wet swampy asshole unless you used TP to wipe after?
Charles Baker
>you must let your toilet piss on your asshole
lol gay
Landon Gray
So are you one of those anally retentive weirdos that can only shit in their own house? How do you cope when shitting at work or anywhere else?