ITT: We work in an office

ITT: We work in an office
Hey Todd, Jared wants you in his office. He sounded pretty pissed.

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Yeah, I am the one who pissed on him.

>Oh boy, time to send everyone in my department an email with the peeing monkey video, lol!

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>LMFAO!!!!!!!

I heard the receptionist Charlotte sucked off a nigger last night at the office party.

Fuck you and fuck Jared

>Takes 4 smoke breaks before noon
>Reheats 4 day old leftover salmon in break room

Hey Bob, you fucking know I'm over H.R. right? I'm gonna need you to have your desk cleared our by noon. Security will escort you to your vehicle.

You and that Charlotte slut have been hitting it off, everyone knows. If you fire him, I'm telling your wife.

>farts in the elevator

Oh- Hang on Jenna I'm getting a call on the dealer line, I'll be right with you in just a moment.

Hey guys my kid is sick again I'm leaving early

>angrily puts in ear phones because retard in next cubicle breathes thru his mouth all day

I think have the rona,u guys

Charlotte... u will never pass

Can you take my service dog out to pee for me?

>Calls in sick every day following drinking holidays.

>takes a 90 minute shitting break

Hey, you guys seen the new power of the dog thing on netflix?

I already gave my notice to the boss and told Charlie his wife cheated on him with me. see you all in hell!

>plays top 40 radio station all day everyday without headphones.

>Hogs coffee pot, never makes more

> sits in breakroom staring at sandwich during 25 minute Netflix conversation

Hey guys, just to let you know there's donuts in the break room.

Fuck, Fat John got there first. He pawed through the entire box, so his greasy finger prints are on every donut.

I sharpen a pencil and casually plunge it into your ear as I walk past.

I start a rumor that you're going home to molest your kid.

I'm taking it to the office and telling Mr. Wachowski to take it off his paycheck

+9:00 MID WRIGGLER+ +NECK ZAPPER+

TO: @ll
MESSAGE:
PLEASE REMOVE ME FROM THE LOOP

That's Ms. Wachoswski, he decided wearing lipstick was the best defense against the #metoo allegations

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OKAY WE WON'T SND ANYMORE MASS EMAIL TO YOU.

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i think i was mistakenly added to the recipients list.
Please remove me from the loop

>Jared

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URETHRA MEGA ZAPPER+

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Plz stop, remove me from the loop

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