I need a quick method to dodge the draft Any Forums, what should I do? Is throwing acid on my arm the way to go?

I need a quick method to dodge the draft Any Forums, what should I do? Is throwing acid on my arm the way to go?

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kys will do

Just don't go, the fuck is your cuck government gonna do about it?

Send me to prison for a much longer period

>Just don't go
In active war time I believe the penalty for desertion is being shot in the head.

The fact that "dodging" a draft implies the individual flees execution should've been your first clue. Now punch yourself in the nose as a lesson for being a retard.

Draft? The fuck this isn't the 60s. If your so worried about it get ear gauges & break a bone or 2.

You could snap your achilles tendon or kneecap yourself. They rarely accept cripples

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Why's everyone so scared of the draft.. most u bums will never see the world without it; and u get to die a badass/hero.. not some fat pussy autoasphyxiated to death while watching his fuckn vore

Get a doctor to diagnose you with insulin dependent diabetes. Instant 4F

Militsry pay is shit. I don’t vibe well with indentured servitude

The draft hasn't even been reinstated retard

Do read a fuckin dictionary. You need to actually be in the military to desert from your post.

Have fun for getting killed to make rich people richer, faggot!

Geta huge boner during the medical exam.

its not that bad yet chill

When they ask if you have ever been on antidepressants say "yes"

Sprain your Ankle

Fagget OP claims government benefits and cbf defending his own country. Prob a beaner who jumped the wall, heres your solution to take the tranny way out

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It'd be jokes, I wouldn't give a fuck about shit; pay would be the least of concerns.. lookup Shark attack on spear fisherman for yellowing tuna at Ascension Island

That shits living tho bro; balls to the walls

Just fight pussy
Keep yer head down and pull the trigger every hour

What draft?