What is something that you have done, or has happened to you, that most people wouldn't believe?

What is something that you have done, or has happened to you, that most people wouldn't believe?

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I shot and killed a guy who was trying to carjack my girlfriend and I. Felt shitty about it for years.

>be me
>18
>second trip on lake shore drive
>highasballs.jpg
>lost phone
>dont care
>play spiderman on PS4 for a few hours
>look for phone
>cant find it
>sit on bean bag and listen to tunes
>euphoria.mp3
>hear phone ring
>go to where I heard phone ring
>find phone
>phone isnt ringing
>no notifications
>mfw

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I masturbated in school when female teacher pass by saw me.

Slowly turned my girlfriend into a sex slave for my friend. He used her for years before he changed cities.

i made a girl cum

fucking hot.. tell me more

what kinda gun did you use?

ok

When I was 12 years old I ran away from home (Near Seattle) to NYC. Shit was fucking crazy.

Its a really long story, but basically we made friends with this guy who partied in the same circles a he seemed to be so much into my gf, tho she wasnt into him.

But one night doing kinky shit I floated the idea that she should offer to have sex with him as a bday present and she agreed to it.

Long story short I manipulated the situation to make them meet more often despite her resistance, and eventually convinced her to be more submissive and him to experiment with harsher stuff in bed.

In the end he was the one sharing her around with a bunch of guys, as by that point I had brainwashed her to never reject a guy who was horny for her except in special cases.

you walked for 900+ hours?
larp moar fag

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Did he say he walked you fucking retard?

No, he ran away, which makes the 2882.9 mile trip even more unbelievable.

i had sex in the missionary position for the purpose of reproduction

Are you a teacher as well?

now thats some shit nigga

Accidently hacked into what I believe was a government communications, and they shut off my power and destroyed me computer so I never tried to ever again.

He didn't walk tho, he ran. Making it less than half of 900+ hours, which is much more realistic.

Lost my virginity at 13 to an 18 year old. Yes I was technically molested.

The bitch has a kid of her own and is a teacher now. Lmfao, karma will come eventually and her kid will grow up to be a rape victim or some shit.

Did she reward you with extra sex?

Back in the day children could get on aircraft. I knew a 13 year old girl that hopped a plane to Vegas to see the Backstreet Boys and was a missing case for awhile

I once got kicked out of an all-you-can-eat seafood buffet for eating too much, and then drove around town until 3am looking for another all-you-can-eat fish restaurant. When I couldn't find one, I went fishing.

Were drugs involved?
> experiment with harsher stuff in bed.
This is so vague.
To some people that means weekend long bondage in a glory hole.
Other people that means tee hee you can cum on my tits today

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