I want aliens to invade Earth

I want aliens to invade Earth.

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Granted

the surest reason aliens haven't invaded the earth is because there is no intelligent life here.

You must have not ever been to texas...

Dont we have enough issues? Unless they are here to solve problems and are damn good at it I think I would prefer otherwise.

why would they come solve OUR problems?

We need some superheroes to stop the shit going on in the world. Unrealistic but about the same as wishing for an alien invasion.

Benevolence. One of those nice traits humans are supposed to have but all too often abandon.

Someone doesn't understand the speed of light in the vacuum

You misspelled "aliums".

Not possible.

hur dur me wanty fart fart poopy farts
just kill yourself bro

Any form of life that is able to travel here from light years away would destroy our race and siphon the resources of earth.

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Semantics. You should know what I meant and why its said. That should suffice.

Not semantics, you're just retarded. Be concise in your speech.

Sorry, dude, you'll just have to settle for Russians invading the Ukraine.

OP wants to get probed.
>I'm the butt.

+ELECTROCONVULSOR+ +RAPE DICK+

+LEFT LEG ZAPPER+

I am. Your inability to see that reflects on you not I.