How do plan on dodging the upcoming draft? I'm fat and blind in one eye so I'm clear

How do plan on dodging the upcoming draft? I'm fat and blind in one eye so I'm clear.

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not going to happen. also damn that cat is huge

Even if a draft becomes a serious thing, it's the easiest shit in the world to get out of. Ordained ministers are exempt. You can become an ordained minister for free at the universal life church online in 5 minutes.

Draft dodgers should get the death penalty. I enlisted last year

I tried to commit suicide and was involuntarily committed to a psych ward for my suicidal thoughts.

Since I'm no longer allowed to buy a gun in my life it stands to reason I'm ineligible to be drafted as well

>Draft dodgers should get the death penalty. I enlisted last year

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Traitor.

Former drunk (and well documented), idk if they'd draft me. If they do there are a lot better things they can use me for than combat.

Fat and blind in one eye? Pro at sitting in one place for long periods of time. Already have one eye closed for focusing. Youd make a great sniper.

Too old and too fat. I'd go back in the Navy if they asked though.dkgpv

310lb guy here. no way I'm being drafted

I'll turn 37. Ez dodge

Diagnosed schizo

Navy will take you at 39

is this a reference to that one meme where the soyjack calls a draft dodger a traitor

Have fun getting blown up in some overseas shithole

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Snipers have to get into and out of heavily guarded areas with stealth and often have to cover vast areas to do it there guy.

What government are you talking about?

Shut the fuck up its a joke jesus christ thanks captain obvious

>How do plan on dodging the upcoming draft? I'm fat and blind in one eye so I'm clear.
Pretty much all of Any Forums will dodge the draft if that's all it takes.

>umm ackshully
Dude

I'm gay. I would prove it by sucking a big huge fat dick if need be.

What draft?

I'm epileptic so I'm good

Not against the rules anymore

be on ritalin....
recruiter be like
>are you sure your on ritalin user
>"yes"
>im sorry user but we cant aloow you to cervix your country on prescrioptions
>"shucks"

Literally any time anything ever happens, the internet fills with fat, effeminate, broccoli-haired pussies LARPing a draft.

Imagine needing to be needed so fucking bad.

The military doesn't want you fat fucking losers.