The inside of my butthole itches. But I haven’t been rubbing my ass on the dirt or anything...

The inside of my butthole itches. But I haven’t been rubbing my ass on the dirt or anything. Like I don’t even go outside my house so is pinworms really possible? What’s the deal

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Your butthole itches, it’s telling you, to give in to your desire, sign up to Grindr and get pounded in it

Post a clearer pic of it for us to diagnose

Go shower you filthy fuck

Lol. Is that really what my butthole is telling me!?

Hey, you go take a picture of you asshole, right now. Without cleaning or prepping and let’s see what it looks like! Huh!?

I was just making this posted, lowered my pants, and took a picture. I guarantee that if you did the same, you wouldn’t be much different!

Im telling you to shower because that’s why it itches idiot. It’s itchy because you didn’t clean properly

That wasn't a criticism, just asking for a clearer pic so we can help :p

harder to photograph than i expected

I know right, it's really difficult.

If it's pinworms, when you wipe you'll see wriggling (or worm parts if it's other worms I've heard). Maybe try eating fibrous food to increase your rate of shitting to get whatever it is out to see if you need medication or not.

Speaking from experience, I'm pretty fucking clean but I was dumb enough to eat from my old job's cafeteria once. Medication and hand washing (because those eggs are contagious as fuck) cleared me up in 2 weeks or less.

Or go get a sample from a lab (I'm assuming you were trying to just diagnose at home, but if it's that bad it couldn't hurt)

It’s not really that bad, but kinda moderate enough to post. It wasn’t like this yesterday though!

>test

Update!!

Just poo’d, and pooing was very nice because it was almost like scratching the inside of the bunghole.

hemmhroids. use better TP, wipe softer and buy a fiber mix, drink daily for a month. Stop stressing and avoid straining on toilet or sitting on it forb prolong periods. should fix it if thats what you have. fiber mix will also void you and could reveal worm evidence. Metamucil is good.

Good advice, thanks. Will heed these recommendations

If it's pinworms just eat raw carrot it kills them

Interesting, did not know that. Well, my parents are real stupid and think ivermectin is the ultimate defense against Covid, so they stocked up on human grade. Maybe I’ll ask them for some. Should kill them dead right?

If they exist, I mean to say…