Slip out of those soiled...

Slip out of those soiled, fuzzy onsies and put mom's plate of warm tendies and the game controller down and come up out of the basement and head over to the gym before your official draft notification shows up in mom's mailbox next week, fat sperg boy.

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What if I'm in shape, but am also in a onesie?

im from straya tho

You first you fucking iPhone shill turd. You spend more time here than people you are trying to gaslight.

>your official draft notification shows up
We need to send strong, independent and empowered women and feminist lesbians and niggers to fight this war.
USA has lost millions of White Males to war, now with Woke and Inclusion narratives, let's give an Equal chance to those who haven't lost many lives during war.
Let's go Brandon.
No more White Male drafts

>and niggers to fight

Niggers are russian kryptonite

It we air drop 200k niggers into Ukraine then war will be over in 72 hours.

No way the U.S gets people to come in for a draft call. Biden pissed off the military with his bs vaccine mandates and just by being a retard in general. No one respects him except complete morons. I can't imagine Biden as a war time president. He can barely speak

Nogs were disproportionately drafted in the 20th century, retard

>draft call.

draft is obsolete
most millenials are already fighting their sexuality and not competent to fight

zooomers are too phobic of 'outside' and their presence on the battlefield would only embolden the enemy.

we're pretty much fucked at this point

>Yep about 10,000 gang banging niggers would fix the situation
That would be hilarious user. Imagine the chaos kek

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Zoomers, it is very important you understand this- Biden will absolutely reinstate a draft and force you to die in an unnecessary war that has nothing to do with you or your life. He will do this because this last year when you were screeching at people to take the vax, he found out he can do whatever unconstitutional shit he wants. He knows he can do this because you believe in rights for yourself, but not for people you disagree with, and the thing is when everyone thinks this way no one has rights anymore. You have created a world where you forgo your own rights to persecute people you disagree with because you thought Biden was on your side and he wouldn’t do it to you. Everyone who voted for Biden is responsible for this. Literally responsible for WW3. And now because you didn’t want mean ol Trump tweeting mean things, you are going to be drafted, and you will die.

If trans men are men they should be required to draft.

I am RU Ivan.
I can answer your questions

it's funny when cucks like you who "fight for their freedom" are actually too scared of a draft.. to fight for your freedom if need be.

US isnt sending troops to Ukraine and with a backlog of volunteers and a waiting list years long, the draft is never coming back you uneducated faggot

Even the top US generals agree that 3/4 of the USA's age eligible are too unfit to serve.
See above. Sanctions and warnings is the best the USA can do anymore.

I'm safe. There's no way they'll let a 350 pound diabetic alcoholic who can barely climb a flight of stairs without getting winded join. Probably don't even have a uniform big enough for me.

See. It’s retarded shit like this that proves my point. You made it, you’re going to end up dead because of it. Poetic irony.

Draft become unpopular when parents were forced to watch their children die on live television from 67'-75' in a backwater jungle. Mass riots and civil protest that made the chimpouts over Floyd look very tame.

things looked pretty peaceful during Forrest Gump's speech.

Basedpilled.

Fucking hilarious. Operation Desert Storm showed plenty of war footage on TV 30 years ago.